Ground Hog Day: Here we go again

NB: This is a blog from 2015 that I have cut and pasted across from its former hosting site, Crazy Guy On A Bike, where I wrote as “Two old farts on a bike”.

Friday May 29, 2015

Dear Velo Father,

It is 21 months since our last epic bike adventure, Lands End to John O Groat (LeJog) and I think we may have sinned but we are going to make amends and do something of cycling significance for two middle age velo farts by doing another end to end trip, and adding in an ever harder climb than Damn Dent – Puy St Mary.

We have trained long and hard – but have been challenged with some injuries that hopefully will not impede too much (except perhaps that Puy!!).

Sharron is carrying a torn posterior horn on her lateral meniscus – fortunately does not overly bother her cycling, but needs to be careful, particularly climbing. Since having met Jens Voight at the Tour Down Under, she does subscribe Jen’s famous words: “Shut Up Legs”!

We have toiled over the hills in our regional Tasmanian locale, with Sharron regularly doing over 300 km per week trying to maintain a degree of fitness with the rapidly approaching crispy Tasmanian winter. Tony rides on weekends and does the CAT torture training twice per week, with sparring partner Dan and the rest of the CAT crew.

Pre tour training we have cursed the headwinds, bitched about the rain hoping that it all comes together for our great Bike Adventure.

In desperation Sharron has tolerated the windtrainer ever morning for the last couple of months, and describes it as terribly boring. Tony’s windtrainer is gathering dust in the garage still, as he does not do boredom.

Tonight we left lovely Tasmania…eventually. After standing around for ages at the airport in queue an announcement was made. One of those dreaded ones when you have a connection to catch. The flight was delayed for a yet undetermined period of time and all international bound passengers would be transported via a taxi to Launceston Airport, some 115 km away.

But the best bit? ” We cannot guarantee your bikes will make it.” ” Yes madam, we realise that you are probably travelling with your bikes for a reason. ” Astute fellow!

So we waited for the promised taxi and Sharron went into organisational overdrive, securing the only possible bike spots in the maxi cab before anyone realised what was going on. She then organised the physically challenged lady over the guttering, up the steps and into to her seat to speed up the process. Think it is called LEAN management. The lady thought Sharron was very kind and thanked her profusely. If only she knew!!

Taxi driver to her passengers asks ” would you like to wait for the other taxis and we drive together”. Hell No way! Suggested to her that this had become an episode of The Great Race and that she needed together cracking and beat the others!

She did well and earned $280 plus for her efforts.

We are now chilling out in Qantas Club Melbourne overjoyed to be here knowing our bike is on board. Well theoretically it should be. Hopefully. Even more importantly we are desperate that it arrive intact with no carbon cracks.

Not keen on long haul flights as we both sleep badly in the upright position. We are scheduled to arrive at around midnight Sat night Aussie time.

What do we have to look forward to? 2 days riding in Kent, England followed by 14 days cycling in France. A French end to end all the way from the English Channel to the Meditteranean Sea, then heading inland to the medieval city of Carcassonne.

Stunning scenery, plains, hills, picture postcard villages and a Tour climb, so the brochure says. Whilst plagiarism has just commenced, lets continue that theme.

The holiday starts with the ferry crossing from Dover to Calais, riding through the pretty farming countryside of northern France into Normandy with its lush green countryside and distinct framed houses.

After crossing the River Seine we cross the vast plains around Chartres and continue south through the magnificent Loire Valley. The scenery becomes increasingly dramatic as we head into the mountains of the Massif Central including the Category 2 col of Puy St Mary.

We then continue through some spectacular scenery with the landscape becoming drier and rockier, passing over the Black Mountains. We then drop down to the plains of southern France arriving at the Mediterranean Sea.

The cycling trip finishes inland at the stunning medieval city of Carcassonne.

However our first port of call is London where we will be collected ( hopefully) by our friend Ian Cristol. We met Ian on our LeJoG ride and have stayed in touch since. We both like his humorous sarcasm and witty retorts. Noone is safe in Ian’s presence. He seems to love his dog Rupert even more than his wife Fiona, as we hear a lot about old Rupert and little about Fiona! Rupert has even taken to sending our two dogs, Simba and Jack emails, complete with photos!

We will have 4 days with Ian in Northwood (Northwood) and then will then head to Canterbury for a couple of days. Sharron wants to check out the Cathedral and burial site of The Black Prince (knowing precisely where he fits into the royal lineage!). Who you say? He was the eldest son of Edward III who died ‘before his time’ sending the inadequate Richard II to the throne! (I am sure you are glad you asked!!)

Sharron has plotted a Tour of Kent prologue – around 125 km I think – so we will check back in post the prologue.

This trip will entail a bit over 1600 km of riding (including England) and a lot of climbing.

Our first holiday snap is our luggage!! This is the first airing of the new bike bags. The review will be done at the end of the trip.

Devonport airport

The new, streamlined luggage

Two Aussies get sunburned in England!: Murphy’s Law!!

Saturday May 30, 2015

Murphy’s Law dictates that if anything can go wrong it will!

We woke up starving today in our pygmy bedroom ( with bikes resting in the bathtub due to severe space limitations). It is near impossible to find breakfast food here before 8 am! In the end we went to a nice upmarket hotel ( don’t reckon bikes have to sit in the bath at this hotel!) and ordered a very nice breakfast. Then I lost Tony for 45 minutes whilst he went to the loo. I sat and waited patiently for 25 minutes but started to worry then. Given I was an point duty outside the loo I knew no other blokes had entered. So I did!! Tony was not to be found.

I walked back to the hotel. No Tony. I started to worry a bit but eventually found him sitting in an obscure spot in the hotel lobby!!

Anyway the point of telling you that was it meant we headed off later than planned.

We left Canterbury on the A road to Whitstable. 2 km up the hill we turned left and headed into the woods. Good gravel track. Rejoining the road towards Faversham Tony scored a flat tyre. Enforced stop and we were on our way following the sea wall around Faversham into Whitstable.

Only 10km after Tony’s flat, I also got a flat tyre. The first tube turned out to have a faulty valve so we were onto the third and final tube and the Co2 ran out! So the nice guy doing crazy paving over the road told Tony where the bike shop was in Whitstable ( Herbert’s Cycles were very accommodating)

I learned all about crazy paving in the meantime. He even offered me a cup of tea and told me about the guy over the road who has just bought a nice little F1 McLaren worth a serious amount of money. The car did have quite a sexy sounding roar to it!

Eventually Tony returned and we continued riding around the edge of the English Channel through Herne Bay, Reculver (nice castle ruins right on the coastal point), Westgate on Sea, Margate and on into Broadstairs.

An amazing number of people were enjoying the “beaches”. The earlier beaches were pebbles but gradually improved the further we travelled. There are little shops set up on the beaches where you can hire gear or buy buckets etc. If that was not enough, they even have fairground attractions.

Loved riding around the lower sea walls and chalk cliffs. Boat sheds dotted the area and some were amazingly fitted out.

We stopped in Broadstairs for a greatly appreciated gelato. Pretty little town made more famous courtesy of Charles Dickens.

Onwards through busy Ramsgate.

Things went a bit pear shaped around Sandwich. We lost the cycle routing and the Garmin map function had died as we not had a demo UK map and the Garmin kept trying to find itself again and again chewing up battery power.

We eventually made it into Deal. Stopped at a farm shop on the A258 out of Deal buying nice full cream milk and a Dundee cake. Went down very nicely!

It had been recommended we head to the coast to ride to Dover but chose to live life dangerously and rode the A258. Not pleasant. Damn right scary in fact. Would not recommend it to anyone.

Eventually got into Dover circumnavigating the Castle and Port.

Interesting day. The bike paths were excellent and up until Sandwich well signposted. All up around 115 km. We opted to cheat and catch the train back to Canterbury as we had no maps available once the Garmin died.

The big shock are the red sunburn marks on our arms and legs. We slip, slop, slapped but the English sun got to our Tasmanian winter arms and legs.

Reculver

God of Thunder: Our BMC’s proved to be all terrain bikes.

Sunday May 31, 2015

We departed Canterbury this morning following the River Stour, past the Grey Friars site now run by the Franciscans. A lovely river track comprised of crushed gravel. It had been raining and thundering just prior to leaving so the track had many puddles making our once clean bikes filthy dirty.

We hopped off the bike trail track at Chartham and negotiated our way to Waltham. What needs to be pointed out at this stage is that we winged it. No map as our GarminUK map did not have enough detail and chewed Garmin power so left it off. I had written some notes down on small bits of the hotel pad in pencil, and there was a lack of detail.

We were off route for some time having missed Mystole Lane and Penny Pot Lane. Instead we ended up going through little villages including Petham, Anvil Green and Waltham. Another storm hit and we took shelter in the adjacent woods with the tree canopy providing effective shelter.

At Waltham we turned up Church Lane and wow! Steep pinch of a climb on a track, of sorts, more suited to a mountain bike. It was wet and slippery and I was unable to climb out of the saddle as the back wheel kept spinning. The gradient hit 15% for sections of the climb.

From Stelling Minnis we went through SixMile and Rhode Minnis to Lyminge, Newbarn and Etchinghill. We were somewhat concerned at Newington as the M20 ( seriously busy motorway servicing port towns of Dover and the Channel Tunel) offered no bridge over it. So we chose to head west, knowing we needed to head south and then east.

Eventually an opportunity arose to cross the motorway and head to Sandling and Saltwood.

We got lost in Saltwood but asked for help and were pointed in the right direction for Hythe.

With great relief we glimpsed the coast and hopped back onto the bike track which went through Sandgate and onto Folkestone.

Then the thunder and rain hit so we took shelter along with 50 or so 6 year old kids.

Folkestone is a pain in the butt. We lost the bike path and ended up climbing a decent hill on an A route. The operator of a food van on the side of the road provided some salvation with the suggestion of a safer, alternative route through Alkham, heading into the rear of Dover.

We caught up with Helen and Joyce who both did LeJog with us, for a drink and tea. Phil and John also arrived (our esteemed tour leaders, also from LeJog) so it was a great reunion… all on a very special day. My 53rd birthday. So happy birthday to me.

Kent farm

Folkestone

Dover Castle

Taking shelter during the storm

La Manche to Wimeraux (43.5 km, 750 m ): Proceed straight to Europe

Monday June 1, 2015

I am often asked if I know someone who lives in Tasmania. There are only half a million people that live there! Being in Dover it was with great delight that I did know the people in question. Anne Steele and her parents Bill and Shea Henderson. Anne was the first Tasmanian to swim the English Channel back in 2007 and I know her through my involvement in swimming, as well as her parents Bill and Shea. The world is really not that large after all. Turns out that Anne and her family stayed at Hubert House in Dover, hosted by Peter from Durban. Peter remembers them fondly.

Busy day today as 18 cyclists converged into the County Hotel to prepare to cross the Channel in a much easier fashion that Anne, on the ferry!

The port is like nothing I have ever experienced. French border control did not want to even see our passports and waved us on. English authorities also did not seem to care. So onwards we rode to Lane 184. There are around 250 lanes for vehicular movements onto ferries.

So the little cycling minnows mixed it with the massive trucks who were very considerate, or perhaps they simply questioned our sanity.

A very smooth crossing of La Manche (the Sleeve) saw us arrive in France. We had our first briefing on board and I took the opportunity to map out who sat where and to memorise their names! So in order from left to right: Bevis, Bill, Tom, Brian, David, Peter, Sue, Andy, Paul, Wendy, Liz, Derek, Graeme, Paul, Tony, myself and Helen. Jean-Marc was collected from the Eurostar station and we met him later in the day.

We did not zero the Garmins until a number of kilometres off the ship. There was a common starting point to ensure our route descriptors were accurate regardless of which area of the port we arrived at. However, Tony’s Garmin spat out a message as we rode off the ship ” proceed straight to Europe” Sure thing!

First impressions of Calais were wonderfully long beaches. The town looks pretty crappy and scruffy, with a number of asylum seekers hanging around seeking to illegally stow themselves onto trucks bound for England. Gendarmes were frequent. Apparently the English welfare system is far more generous that the French welfare system.

The most striking point though was the damn French drive on the ”wrong'” side of the road. Multiple roundabouts ( just a painted circle) felt incredibly wrong and challenging. You put your arms out to indicate you are turning left but you actually turn right in the first instance. Goes against all of my inate senses.

Moving out of Calais we initially rode as a group, but a couple of obvious Alpha males headed off trying to outdo each other. Tony, Helen and myself stuck together. We headed to Sangatte ( 10.1 km) passing through Parc Naturel Regional Nord-Pas-de-Calais. A solid but steady climb made harder by the gusty headwind which slowed us down. There were outstanding views across Cap Blanc-nez.

The alpha males were at the top with questions asked about who was KOM. I wonder how long Tony will permit that talk as they were within sight on the climbs and most of the. Battled climbing in the wind. I am pretty confident Tony could pass them if he wanted. But he will ride with his harem and take photos, which is great. I am thinking Day 11 may be the day he strikes out.

Meanwhile we took photos and enjoyed the surroundings. The descent was enjoyable despite the strong headwinds forcing you to pedal.

Escalles and Sombre were passed through before Hervelinghen (20.6 km). There the road climbed over the hill over a very poor surface.

The views in this area were of lush, green farmland growing wheat ( or rye) and distant sea views. The land is somewhat undulating with rolling hills.

We the rode through Audembert, now having even joined by young Tom ( 20 year old Scottish umi student from Biggar, near Edinburgh). I have decided to adopt him as he is such a likeable young lad, who is doing this trip with his grandfather, Bill ( whom he has already ‘dumped’), but in the secure knowledge that Phil, the sweeper, will look after him.

6 km out of Audembert the road climbed for 3.1 km, with the last 600 metres a much steeper pinch. Tony and I were first up (in the non Alphas) and Tony waited for the tandems to arrive to take their photos.

Badzinghen and the wonderfully named La Slack were the final villages before arriving in Wimeraux on the Cote d’Opale.

That damn wind ensured the going was slower than normal, along with navigational discussions.

An enjoyable, yet challenging at times, short ride. Tomorrow we crack our first century and hoping the the head winds abate overnight.

Nearly on French soil

Cap Blanc-nez

Sharron, Tom and Helen

Wimeraux

Wimeraux to Abbeville ( 102 km, 1115 m): Peaceful battlegrounds

Tuesday June 2, 2015

We were first to breakfast today, very keen for a feed. The French breakfast offered ham and a wide range of French cheeses (soft and hard), toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, junkie cereals, fruit and yogurts. I chose the only protein on offer and plenty of cheese and coffee.

Today the former alpha male group decided to socialise more (or were they buggered from their testosterone charged efforts?) and 3 decided to ride with us, along with Peter. This group of 7 (Tony, myself, Helen, Graeme, Peter, Derek and Brian) worked really well today, although Tony did put his foot down on the tougher hill climb to be at the top first. I knew that would come but thought he might wait a tad longer.

The weather looked very promising with clear blue skies and more importantly, no wind! Hooray!!

Leaving Wimeraux we followed the river of the same name for a short while before a series of undulations passing through Wimilie, Rupembert and L’Ermitage, arriving at La Capelle (9.2 km).

With more bumps we then rode through Questrecaues (20.8 km) and Samer (23.5 km), complete with cobbles. Around Dalles we were warned the road climbs steeply, which it did for a couple of km, maxing out at 16.5%. We all wondered how the two tandem bike couples would fare on this forest climb, having been told that one of the bikes suffered a chain lock up the previous day, resulting in instant dismount.

We past through Parenty(31.4 km), Beaussant (37.5 km), Inxent (39.4), Recques-sur-course (40.6), Estree (43.3)and Neuvikle ( 46.7)and were over the worst of the days climbing. The areas were predominantly agriculture( wheat, barley, corn, potatoes, linseed).

Montreuil was recommended as a lunch stop and it was fortunate that I still had teeth intact after the extended cobblestone section which included a climb. Thanks goodness for the roubaix style bikes. I noted some of the guys riding slightly out of the saddle! I wonder why?

Great little pub here, with an old fellow playing guitar. A most unlikely rock and roll player on acoustic, missing his lower teeth, but he belted out some great tunes. We enjoyed a great lunch with Graeme collecting his first scavenger hunt item!

As we were finishing up Bill, Tom and Paul ( former alpha male member) rolled in to eat their lunch. We had no idea where the other 8 riders were.

A slight navigational issue followed ( and I forgot to turn my Garmin on for a short period of around 400m), but we were back on track with only a few easier climbs.

From Boisjean (55.4 km) the road climbed gently for a few km again passing through farming fields.

At 63.2 km we crossed a river, with a mill wheel. Obligatory photos ensued.

Another decent climb and ride min to Vironchaux (71.8 km) passing a Madonna statue ( very small).

Riding through La foret de Crecy was a definite highlight. We were able to pick the pace up a bit here as we rode through very green woods ( oak and beech trees), made famous for the Battle of Crecy ( part of the Hundred Year War), fought back in then 1346 between Edward III ( England) and Philip ( France). Edwards’ son, Edward ( The Black Prince, tomb visited a few days before in Canterbury Cathdedral) fought valiantly and King Edward guided his lesser number troops to a decisive battle victory. Edward had inherited the region through his mother Isabella ( a French princess) so was very familiar with the territory having spent many hours hunting there as a child.

Today it is very peaceful with numerous picnickers taking advantage of a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The forest is stocked with roe deer, boar and pheasants but we saw none.

Other towns we rode though included Forest De L’Abbaye ( 86.9), La Motte ( 88.7) Drucat (95.1) finally arriving in Abbeville.

Later Tony and I went for a walk around Abbeville, learning a bit about its past as we came across the bombed out remains of an old Abbey, ( courtesy of the Germans).

Abbeville had been known as a peaceful town for over 700 years, until May of 1940. The town was the last important crossroad to reach the Channel. As a consequence the city became a target of the German plan.

Before they arrived the Germans had bombed Abbeville on 20th May, 1940, using around 5000 explosive and incendiary bombs which caused great panic and destroyed a number of century old heritage buildings.

Leading charge to drive them out was Colonel de Gaulle, who soon became President of France.

A brilliant day of riding. Tomorrow is longer again, around 116 km.

Crecy

Abbeville

Abbeville to Gisors ( 116 km, 1239m): Best lemon gelato ever!!

Wednesday June 3, 2015

Abbeville is to host a finishing stage of the Tour de France soon, second time in 3 years. The owner of our hotel was certainly interested in our cycling and bikes, and was out the front to wave us Au Revoir.

Leaving Abbeville we crossed Le Somme, following its path for a number of kms, popping into the Mareuil camping area so that Helen could have her bike attended to by Phil. The campers then joined us for a period of time, dropping off after the first of the hills.

So the group today was Tony, myself, Helen, Graeme, Bevis, Jean-Marc, Derek, Brian and Tony.

The roads were gentle and undulating with the first village at 19.3 km Frucourt, followed by Vaux (21.9 km), Marquennville (22.7 km), Oisemont and Aumatre (29.8 km). The land was still predominantly agricultural fields of mainly barley.

Andainville (33.0 km), Liomer (38.5 km), La Fresnoy (43.1 km) and Aumale (49.7 km) was where we stopped for an early lunch, buying a baguette with cheese and ham and taking it to the local brasserie to eat it. Certainly alien to an Aussie is the concept of buying your food and eating it in another establishment. Great coffee there though with whipped cream on top.

For the first time since Calais we caught up with Bike Adventure Kim, so that was nice.

Leaving Aumale we climbed gently past a lake where Derek had chosen to eat his food. I think we may have woken him up.

Dogs featured heavily today, passing breeders of huskies in one village and black labradors in another. At the top of a particular hill that we waited at for all the riders in our group to arrive we certainly raised the ire of a St Bernard, reminding me of my old St Bernard Oscar.

Frettencourt (59.1 km) and then Grumnsnil at 71.6 km was where some navigational debate occurred. Riding fast we arrived in Doudeauville (77.1 km) and Gancourt (80.8 km) we decided to stop at a shop in Gournay en Bray (88.4 km) so that we did not arrive in Gisors too early.

There I had the best ever citro gelato ever in a tub for only Eu 2.50. So nice in the warm weather.

Bike Adventures sag rider Phil turned up with the tandem riders and Liz, minus his front tooth/ crown. He intends to reattach it with Super Glu. Hope that goes ok and there is not a slip up.

We motivated ourselves to ride a bit harder through the next few villages (Neufmarche 95.8 km and Talmontiers 100.3 km). Then we turned to cross a river and railway to climb out of the valley, with the hill gradually becoming steeper.

Regrouping at the top we then rode a section of the London-Paris cycle route for about 4 km. The final village before Gisors was Thierceville (108.3 km).

As we arrived at our hotel there were about 20 European electric bike riders out the front. Very popular bikes over here.

Tony and I went for a walk after showering and doing our washing checking out Gisors. The highlights would appear to be the old Castle constructed by one of William the Conquerers sons, and the last prison for Jacques de Molay, the last of the Templars.

There is also a magnificent Gothic church with many statues and gargoyles missing their heads. I am not sure if that is ageing or a result of war conflict.

Tea tonight was a debacle with 12 of us rocking into a Meditterean styled restaurant. We were at the furtherest end from the waiter, who turned out to be the cook and owner, and were told we could not eat beef as the others had already ordered it. I said I preferred salad to chips.

Anyway, unfortunately there was consternation at the other end of the table. They had got what they wanted, and certainly the feeling was we should just accept whatever arrived. The meals that came out for the others looked pretty good and were main meal sized. Then for some reason we were given two entree salads, hardly ok after our physical exertions. Lucky if there was 30 grams of whatever the meat was. Could not figure that out. Tony was starving so I went to speak to the chef and noticed all the chicken sitting there on a spit so arranged some for Tony.

So I am hungry as I have not eaten enough (and about to rectify that with a protein bar hoping that will help refuel) and Tony is stating that there are a couple of riders who might regret their smart arse comments as he won’t be towing them tomorrow. A couple of them do just sit back on him and let him do the work.

Guess Tony will get a bigger rest at the top of the hills now!

Tomorrow we cross le Seine, the river that runs through Paris.

Gisors to Epernon ( 110 km, 750 m) and Epernon to Beaugency ( 113 km, 475m): The bread basket of France

Thursday June 4, 2015

I am combining two days due to shocking internet coverage last night.

Despite having woken at 2 am starving yesterday morning (due to lack of food), the day improved starting with a protein and cheese filled breakfast to replenish my hardworking body.

Leaving Gisors we rode up near the famed Castle and wove our way around the valley past where the campers were staying. The many villages and kilometres were knocked off with relative ease, supported by a tail wind. We did not go out riding too fast, knowing that would create pressure for our leaders with luggage etc.

The first larger village was Berthenonville ( 17.5 km) , quickly followed by Aveny ( 19.8) and Fourges (25.1).

After that first cruisy 32 km through wheat fields, we went through Gommecourt. Climbing the toughest climb of the day to reach the top with great views afforded of River Seine and its escarpment. The descent was steep with very tight corners, and sections of loose gravel.

We arrived in Bennecourt (37.2 km), stopping for coffee at a little brasserie.

Shortly after Bennecourt ( 37.2 km) we crossed the Seine, with gentle undulations to La Tuilarie ( 45.4 km) and St Illerie ( 48.3 km).

Phil (with his front tooth superglued into place), had joined us after lunch and the pace picked up and Tony magically appeared out the front of the pack enjoying a bit of speed fun with Phil. I need to own up that I did allow myself to get caught up in the boys fun chasing them hard on the undulations.

Phil was going to wait at Breval and hop into the van, but we suspect we may have been racing a bit too much as that was forgotten and besides, none of us saw the van (in hind sight)!

Phil continued with us for some distance until the van caught up and he hopped in to race ahead to prepare the campsite.

The villages in this region have all been so quaint, although many look somewhat rundown, needing the services of a renderer and painter. There are so many war memorials, and you do wonder what role these villages played during the war.

For the third solid day, we rode through field after field of wheat, interspersed with corn, spinach, peas, rapeseed and potatoes.

As Brian said, we are in the ” breadbasket of France”. So very true given the number of baguettes we see people holding and being sold in the boulangeries.

At 92.2 km we rode through Nogent Le Roi, a pretty village. We then rode over River L’Eure here.

A highlight for Tony was a young deer that he must have startled that darted alongside the road next to him for a short stint before darting off into the forest for safety.

The campers were well short of our accomodation so we called into their campground for afternoon tea and were quite surprised at the spread that gets put on for them. Stopping 13 km short is a mistake sometimes as your body starts to think “rest time”. It was really hard to get going again and we just putted along to Epernon to our hotel.

I ended up totally crapped off as my Garmin mucked up and failed to save my days ride. It got worse, it also deleted all my other rides from France and England. Insert unpublishable words at this point!

Great dinner meal at the hotel for 21 Euro! Very enjoyable. Nice and spacious accommodation too.(L’Epi Hotel).

Epernon to Beaugency:

So today began, just like the others, with John arriving to give us his briefing at 8.30 pm. We were warned to be careful at a particular railway crossing as one of their previous clients slipped on the protruding rails last year requiring surgery.

If I thought yesterday was easy, then today was a walk in the park. 113 of the easiest kilometres I have ever ridden. I did not change out of my large chain ring all day. However, again we had to take it easy and not ride too fast as we could not check in until 4 pm, so we took the opportunity to chill out in two of the villages,

Larger villages today included St Cheron(13.0),Cherville(17.7), Beville-Le-Compte(20.9), Voise( 25.4)and Moinville (27.7). Just before Prasville we took a recommended detour into a little village to have a break and visit their boulangeries. Too many choices!!

Today’s ride was very similar to yesterday: wheat fields and more wheat fields. However, poppies made an appearance today as did two flying pheasant.

One difference was that our ever present comedienne, Graeme, decided that he would do some detours and have some “me time”. It was very quiet without him as he has this knack of being able to continue talking no matter what the terrain. Yes I realise that some might say that surely I have that ability, but no I don’t. Firstly, I need that extra lung air as I climb hills. Secondly, due my deafness in one ear it is hard when you ride competing with the wind noise, so I generally cannot be too bothered.

However, he must have been stalking us as he turned up for lunch, and later for afternoon tea. He does like his tucker, taking quite a few snacks with him out of the breakfast area to continually graze on. We joke that he has the greatest nutritional input, and greatest verbal output.

Lutz ( 45.7 km), Viabon ( 47.8 km), Ohe ( 51.0 km), Fontenay S/Conie ( 54.1 km) and Orgeres en Beauce (57.1 km), Villeve (59.5 km), Gaubert (63.6 km), Pruneville ( 66.3 km), Peronville (69.8 km), Liconcy (74.0 km), Villamblain (76.8 km), Prenouvellon (82.2 km), Ouzouer ( 89.5 km), Villerman (95.3 km), Cravant ( 101.7 km), Villorceau (105.7 km).

So many villages! These are just the larger ones. There are often smaller ones in between. You do need to slow down heaps through these little villages that seem to very ghost like. They are deathly quiet, and you wonder where all the non school age children are. Dogs barking at us are the only noise distractions along with the occasional car.

We headed to the campers ground to find Kim getting afternoon tea ready. We did partake eagerly until in started raining and we did a mad rush back into town to ensure we did not get too wet.

Beaugency was our final destination and is a really interesting medieval town with an amazing history, positioned as the eastern gateway to the Loire Valley, located on the banks of the River Loire, which has an 11th century bridge.

An obvious target for enemy attack, it was captured 4 times by the English during the Hundred Year War before being retaken by Joan of Arc in 1429.

The town centre is dominated by a ruined 11th century watchtower, along with a 16th century bell tower and a statue of Joan of Arc. Period houses line the square.

Further down is the Chateau Dunois built on the site of the feudal castle by one of Joan of Arc’s compagnon d’armes.

Of particular interest to me was the Notre Dame Romanesque abbey church that witnessed the annulment of the marriage between Eleanor of Aquitaine and Louis VII in 1152, leaving Eleanor free to marry the future Henry II of England.

A group of us (including Brian, Peter, Tom, Derek, Bill and Helen), went out for tea together and I ordered the largest steak on the menu at 250g, charalois, rare. French rare is extraordinarily rare, but it was a damn fine piece of meat.

Interesting night sounds. There is an owl close by too-whit-too-hooing. The two town clocks chime each quarter half hour (and not in synch – midnight should be good with 24 chimes).

All from France for tonight. Another 103.5 km on the menu tomorrow including a detour down the Loire Valley to Chambord, one of the famed chateaus.

Climbing the hill just before La Seine

La Seine

Beaugency famous 11th century bridge

Beaugency to Vierzon (104 km, 428m): Hot and hotter

Friday June 5, 2015

The forecast stated 32 degrees today so we slip, slop and slapped, and generously smeared the lip balm onto our already swollen lower lips.

Leaving the very picturesque Beaugency, we crossed the 11th century bridge over Le Loire, turning right to follow the river a short way before taking the road to Chambord.

At the 18 km mark you enter the Chambord Park, and I kept looking for the Chateau not realising that in fact it is set in 5440 hectares of forest and parkland.

Derek and Tom had shot off (strava section?) and Derek later recalled a large antlered deer that he spooked.

We sat on the side of the road for a considerable time (20 min.)as we had lost Helen and Tony. No one had seen them stop. I assumed that they had stopped to take a photo but they did not turn up. The guys were getting restless so we moved on trying to figure out where to wait. The cafe was the result.

When they finally turned up it was revealed they had gone off course to ride down towards the front of the chateau to check it out better. Photos look like an interesting aspect and would have been good to do as well.

After leaving Chambord, the day really started to get hot and we enjoyed the coolness of the forest.

The villages today were more widely spaced, and we finally ran out of wheat crops! The land is certainly drier with no visible agricultural crops.

Villages travelled through after Chambord included Thoury (30.4 km), Dhuizon ( 36.9 km), La Morelle en Sologne (47.6 km) and NeungnS/Beuvron. At the latter we saw Kim and Phil standing on the side of the road, so we stopped for a chat. Tom and Bill wandered off hoping to find food, and the rest of us continued on to Selles St Denis (73.1 km).

A little village with one boulangerie. However, no filled baguettes so we wandered down to the brasserie. The guy there seemed somewhat perplexed when we rolled in, soon followed by Tom and Bill who had not found food in the previous village.

The guy spoke no French but with Jean-Marc interpreting I think we pretty well cleaned him out of quiche and steak, and put a pretty good dent into his baguettes.

The pace after lunch picked up, passing through La Fert Im Bault. Shortly thereafter Tom needed a comfort stop so I waited with Bill and had managed to recall Tony, in my attempt to get the pack to wait. Annoyingly they did not wait which peeved me given I was always getting the pack to stop for others. There was no rush as we were ahead of schedule and it seemed sensible to me that we take it easy in the heat.

Anyway they thought differently. Bill told me that Tom was suffering in the heat and he was concerned. I assured him I would stay with them.

We then went through Theillay (86.7 km) and Orcay (93.5 km). The front group had stopped but took off again before Bill was ready. He needed a bigger break.

Bill does a great job at aged 75. A few years ago he had a heart attack and carries medication on him which he showed me how to use.

Tom picked up considerably having additional company and he and Tony shared the lead all the way to Vierzon, where we managed to get slightly lost.

Can’t say I think much if the town. However after some difficulty we did find a chocolatier who also had the word “glacier” on their window. We had tea in the hotel restaurant and I am now well and truly ready for bed.

Chambord

Vierzon to La Chatre (90.1 km, 820m): Just cruising along

Saturday June 6, 2015

Today’s planned ride was shorter giving us the opportunity to be really cruisy. The weather forecast was potential rain and thunderstorms so we were very pleased to leave in 18 degrees and no rain. Raincoats packed though!

Leaving Vierzon we crossed le Cher passing a weir. We planned a stop at Issoudin (39.6 km) and despite strong headwinds we got there for a very early lunch buying a baguette at a boulangerie and then heading to a brasserie to buy a coffee.

It is somewhat strange to me that you can buy food in one place and eat it at another. That would not be acceptable in Australia.

On route to Issoudin we passed a number of grape crops with Quincy signage. The plants were much smaller than home. Not sure if that is a maturation or variety reason.

Today we witnessed the closest of our team to be hit by a car. There is some conjecture as to who is at fault, but Jean-Marc and a car missed each other by a matter of inches at a roundabout. I think I might need clean knicks. It does not overly surprise me that it is Jean-Marc as he is right out there with the traffic and we are often shouting at him.

He seems to think that because of his experience in Paris traffic he will be fine, but none of us share his theory.

We travelled onto Pruniers (61.0 km) having just passed through a lovely forest en route from St Aubin (52.9 km) which undulated.

At Pruniers we found a brasserie and ordered our coffees. I was very intrigued with their antiques including an old bike for about 250 Euro. We spent a very pleasant hour or so there before turning the pedals over again.

Travelling on quiet roads we went through La Pouliniere(70.7 km), Verrneuil( 78.1 km), Nohant (83.5 km) and Montgivray (87.2) which was where the campground was located. Seems like a nice village with a river and very fancy chateau.

We turned off to follow the river Le Indre around to La Chatre which is where we are tonight.

Nice hotel (Hotel Lion D’Argent) with a very busy restaurant.

Looking at the map makes you realise just how far we have now travelled through France, having arrived in the central region. 7 days riding so far in France. Tomorrow we head to Aubusson where a “rest” day awaits us.

Pruniers

La Chatre to Aubusson (90.8 km, 1375 m): Hills are my friends

Sunday June 7, 2015

Hills are my friends, according to my daughter Hannah. I often think of her and that statement when I am climbing. Today we climbed the most so far on this journey to the Mediterranean. I guess the gentle wheat fields had to come to an end.

We started off at just below 200m above sea level, went up, went down, and this pattern kept on all day hitting just over the 600m above sea level mark before dropping into Aubusson. We are now in the northern foothills of the Central Massif which is unavoidable in our quest to reach the ocean.

Leaving La Chatre we headed towards Briantes (4.2 km) then Ste Severe S/Indre (13.7 km), Vijon (22.4 km) and Nouzerines (28.2 km). We crossed the river climbing through Les Forges and into Clugnat (37.3) which is where we stopped for a while at a bar, ordering coffee.

Poor Tony suffered another interpretation failure today. He thought he was getting a hot chocolate but instead got an espresso. He is not a coffee drinker but suffered it anyway.

From there we climbed more arriving at Blaudeix (47.2 km), Jarnages (53.4 km), Cressat ( 58.1 km) and our lunch stop Chenerailles (64.5 km).

A delightful little village with a wonderful bar and charcuterie run by a little old French woman who spoke no English. There were 7 of us and she was keen to feed us and went to the boulangerie to pick up the ubiquitous baguettes, filling them with jambon(ham) for us.

We sat under a large umberella surrounded by her colourful flowers, people watching the local French.

We could have sat there all afternoon but the day was heating up somewhat and we were mindful of the forecast for a thunderstorm at 3 pm. Grudgingly we hit the road.

We kept climbing up and down passing through Marzet(68.4 km), Le Treix(70.7 km) and then St Maixant( 83.2 km). At the latter there was the most gorgeous chateau now operated as a hotel. Obligatory photos.

St Amand was the final village before we descended into Aubusson which is a curious town with lots of funny little laneways and cobblestones,famous for its tapestries.

Most pleasing was a glacier right over the road from our hotel!

Tomorrow( Sunday) is our one and only scheduled rest day. Not sure if we will go riding at this stage. Will see what the day brings.

Sharron and Graeme

St Maxiant

St Maixant

Aubusson to Neuvic (95.4 km, 1415m): Danger of death

Monday June 8, 2015

An interesting and more challenging ride today saw us head out of Aubusson and almost immediately commence a 13-14 km climb heading towards Fellatin. It was a gradual climb and I spun my legs in a lower gear as much as possible to warm them up, being a little concerned with my torn meniscus in the right knee which was reminding me of its existence today.

The weather was coolish and we were all pretty keen to keep moving onto the next climb of 5 km which was steeper than the first climb.

We arrived in Boucheresse(30.3 km) and rode into a French military zone that is used for armoured tank to play war games and fire shells. You cannot miss the warning signs of potential death should you veer from the road. The signs were about every 25 metres and on both sides of the road. I guess now was not a good time to go bush for a pee! Better hold on a bit longer!

You could easily see the tank tread marks on the edge of the forest. The military zone is around 10 km in length and we then descended into La Courtine (42.2 km) where we stopped for a coffee in a funny little brasserie full of military badges and memorabilia. The military garrison is based in this town so I guess so I guess the pub is frequented by its members.

After coffee there was more climbing arriving in Sornac(53.1 km), followed by another climb of a few km.

Alleyrat was at the 66.5 km mark and a number of the guys had their photo taken against the town signage.

We decided to continue further before eating lunch, so headed to Saint Angel (76.8km).

The brasserie here was run by a lady who spoke no English but certainly communicated to us in no uncertain terms. I think most of us failed her first test by putting our bike helmets on the table. Big mistake!

She prattled on in a continual French banter about the food available. There were 5 serves of guinea fowl and 2 of pork left. There were 7 of us so that worked out. Goodness knows what the rest would eat!

The town has a very impressive church high up on the hill so Tony and I decided to linger longer in the town to check it out.

The Priory of Saint-Michel-des-Anges was once operated by the benedictine monks, and still dominates the village despite the monks having left long ago – it was abandoned by the monks after the French Revolution.

It is said that the first monastery on the spot dated from the 8th century, although no written evidence exists to confirm a building until the 11th century. The Roman style church we saw attached to the priory dates from the 12th century, although partly rebuilt having been damaged by fires during the Hundred Years War and the Wars of Religion. The rebuilding is in the gothic style, rather than the roman style of the original church.

During the period called the ‘Reign of Terror’ (French revolution) when the monastery was empty it was used as a prison for the noble ladies of the region.

Today there were no ladies imprisoned in the church as I wandered through. It was eerily silent.

Alone now in the village we puttered off spinning the legs again determined to use this as a recovery ride in readiness for tomorrow’s torture trial up Puy St Mary.

I do have some reservations given my knee injury niggles and asthma but have determined that I will not be silly and push my knee too hard as I don’t want to damage it more that already is. The asthma will depend on the weather. I am hoping for dry and warmer air rather than cold and moist.

We are now lodged in a lovely hotel on to edge of a lake – Hotel du Lac! Fancy that!

The campers are only a few hundred metres away and are the closest to us all trip. We trotted over for afternoon tea which was very pleasant. I am glad to have all the creature comforts of a hotel though being soft!!

Saint Angel

Neuvic to Aurillac (106 km, 1823 m): The ecstasy and the agony

Tuesday June 9, 2015

Today was judgement day! I was to attempt my first ever Tour de France climb to reach the top of Col du Pas Peyrol (Puy Mary, 1589m).

I was nervous carrying a knee injury in the form of a torn lateral meniscus and also being an exercise induced asthmatic. I needed to have my head in the right space and not get caught into doing someone else’s pace.

Four of us left the idyllic peace of the lake at our Neuvic hotel with the same dogged determination, knowing we each needed to do it ‘our way’.

The weather was not ideal for my asthma being cold and moist. I was not sure what to wear either and chopped and changed for most of the day.

We started climbing pretty well straight away with a gentle climb for around 13 km following the path and gorge of the Dordogne. It was really special with green lush forests around us and a massive drop on the left hand side to the river.

Descending to cross the bridge we rode through a tunnel and stopped on the bridge to take photos.

We then had to climb up and out of the gorge and this was steeper than our first climb. I was getting pretty hot by this stage.

At the 33 km mark the road descended again. Bugger. Seemed a shame knowing that we would be climbing from around the 40 km mark.

The valley that we were climbing was absolutely beautiful. The sounds were even more inspiring with lots of bells being rung, not by the local churches but from the bells hanging around the many cows necks. Even sheep had bells around their necks.

The village of St Vincent de Salers was reached at 46.0 km. A particularly pretty village, but the cafe was closed which was our suggested first stop.

I made the decision at this point not to stop until the top of the Col. Most of the others did, with the exception of Graeme who had shot off earlier, and Tony, who after taking some photos took off after me.

I passed through a number of villages clinging to the edge of the valley as I kept climbing. Le Vaulmier (49.8 km), Vedelon (54.6 km) and Le Falgoux (56.1 km). The road steadily climbed even more through more forests, with ever present waterfalls.

At the 61.6 km mark I took a left turn to head towards Mauriac, and within 3 km the road started to climb very steeply. I was out of the saddle by now and faced with a roadwork truck reversing towards me, in my lane!

The workers on the road spoke to me in French, but I was concentrating very hard as the road was wet and slippery, and besides, I could not understand them!

The last couple of km are known as being particularly nasty on this climb (there are three different roads you can take to arrive at the top of Puy Mary). The average climb is a tad under 14% and yes it hurt!

As I battled on I nearly lost hope as I was fatiguing fast and my back was killing me. I rounded the right hairpin bend which I knew was 19% (on the wrong side to decrease the camber) and it did seem a tad easier. Within a km I thought I saw Tony walking out of the mist and he was there. I was somewhat confused as my garmin told me I was still 1 km from the top.

Tony told me that I was in fact only a few hundred metres from the top. Boy that hurt and you can tell from the photo that I was stuffed. Pleased but stuffed!!

We had a decent recovery in the cafe congratulated by those tourists who had driven up and comaraderie from numerous cyclists from all over the world who had converged at a similar time.

The descent was a very cold but spectacular affair. It was around 5 degrees at the top and I was in my summer knicks! All clothes in my possession were now being worn for the descent – also trying to avoid the cut grass on the wet road.

We zipped through the various towns in the valley including Rodez(75.6 km), Mandailles(78.5 km), St Julien(80.3 km), St Cirgues de Jordanne( 87.0 km), Velzic(91.4 km) and St Simon(97.3 km) before arriving in Aurillac.

Done and dusted. Nothing else to say.

Dordogne

Aurillac to Villefranche-de-Rouergue (97.3 km, 1352 m): Hot and in need of an ice cream.

Wednesday June 10, 2015

Leaving the more industrial section of Aurillac during peak hour required a bit of concentration to get out of town. At 2.9 km we turned left heading towards Montauban, with the first little village being Le Bex (7.7 km) which involved a quite steep climb, before descending into the village.

There was a lot of climbing today, despite the fact that we ended up some 300m lower than Aurillac. It has been noted that these climbs are rarely mentioned in the route notes now so a couple took us ‘by surprise’ and the hills received appropriate titles!

Having said that, I did enjoy the morning ride as there were some great descents(despite Tony’s water bottle jumping out onto the road on one hairpin bend, just in front of me and Tom). There were also some great sections of rolling up and down where you could gain significant momentum to drive you up the next incline.

We went through Saint Mamet( 17.1 km), Corbrette (20.0 km)stopping at the really pretty village of Boisset (29.8 km) for a coffee. As per normal, the poor old brasserie staff looked quite stunned/bemused as we all rolled in over a period of time to claim all the tables and chairs.

We descended out of the village and on to yet another climb arriving at St Etienne de Maurs(40.9 km), Maurs(42.2 km), Bagbac(49.4 km), and our lunch stop at Capdenac(64.4 km).

Capdenac is a great little town on the river, where we spotted one keen fly fisherman. It is in a valley with houses high up in the valley which apparently was the old walled village.

There is a Lot valley nature reserve that we rode through which was also really nice.

We crossed under a number of large railway bridges which Brian advised are no longer used by the railways due to being financially non viable. I imagine that they would have been very scenic to travel along.

We dropped down into St Igest (84.8 km) and were assaulted by the worst smells of the trip. Not sure how this farm managed it given how many we have been past but it sure stunk! We stopped to photograph the lovely church in the town.

By now it was really hot and our group had split at lunch so there were just 4 of us, with Bill and Jean- Marc choosing to have a breather in the shade for a while.

We rode past a wonderful old chateau promoting glaces. If we had been on our own I would have detoured to both check out the chateau and to enjoy an ice cream.

There was a couple of simple climbs to get into Villefranche but I was feeling quite hot and a bit dehydrated now so I was really glad to arrive at our funky Hotel. Some of our team report having round beds! We have a pebble shower.

It was good to have some time to check the town out. Very old with lots of narrow laneways and cobblestones. Checked out two delightful churches and the large village square and river. All in all, worth a visit.

Long day tomorrow with around 125 km riding and over 1400 metres climbing. Hope it is not too hot.

Did I get my ice cream? Certainly. I have mastered the basics of asking for ” un citron glacier deux boules” (2 scoops of lemon gelato). Important to know the basics.

Villefranch-de-Rouergue

Villenfranche to Castres (121.2 km, 1697m): Busy roads and more hills

Thursday June 11, 2015

Today we seem to have run out of the really small French villages that have been such a fantastic feature of this ride. The main reason ( I think) is that today we were on busy roads following the D922 for over 60 km, then swapping onto other D roads. So speeding cars were frequent.

Leaving Villenfranche we crossed the river and immediately started climbing. Not pleasant with cold legs and a full tummy. Perhaps I should not have had that second coffee? The climb continued until the 8.4 km mark, and at 9.4 km we rode through Sanvensa.

We then undulated passing through La Lande(18.0 km), St Endre De Najac(23.2 km) and Laguepie(32.5 km).

John had warned us that it was a nasty climb out of Laguepie and he was not wrong. There was a particularly steep section including a switchback and our group split up somewhat during this climb with only a few of the guys in front of me.

We stopped at Cordes( 45.1 km). A nice looking town with a little train to take people around. At the boulangerie there were glaces so we had one, rather than solid food. It was stinking hot – I suspect high 30’s.

We did not stay long as I was keen to keep my warm knee moving so we left the others to do their thing, whilst we did ours. I actually really enjoyed just riding with Tony for the rest of the day.

There was a lot of climbing and decent descents in overbearing heat.

We went through Cahuzac (57.8 km) and Baillac (65.5 km) getting a bit confused with the route descriptors in the latter village. I think the notes need some adjustment as there were some signage issues. Road works provided further complications with a road closure that we chose to ignore.

We stopped at Graulhet for lunch (86.7 km) in a small restaurant before moving on to climb yet more hills.

We fully intended stopping at Lautrec(103.2 km) as it is apparently one of Frances prettiest villages. What we did not realise was that when we turned right at the roundabout we totally missed the village. Wish I could memorise everything John said better. Anyway we realised a few hundred metres downhill, and we were not climbing back up a hill that we did not have to, in the scorching heat.

We soldiered on into Castres choosing not to go into the campground as we had not seen the van since morning tea.

More roadwork created confusion in central Castres and we the found our delightful hotel, Hotel Europe. We are in the London Suite, a very swanky room indeed.

Another tough day in the office as this was our longest day yet and we have to cross the Black Mountains tomorrow. More hills!

Castres to Narbonne ( 108 km, 1393m): Questioning life

Friday June 12, 2015

I loved Castres. Could have spent longer there. Philippe the host was very kind and we had a wonderful breakfast.

As soon as we left the weather clouds looked ominous and it started to spit lightly but we ignored it for some 10 km or so when it was flat but once we started climbing it got a bit heavier so out came the rain jackets.

We passed through Valdurenque (7.6 km), Rigatou (14.5 km) and Pont De L’Arn ( 18.3) before crossing onto a gravel bike pathway. It would be a good path in fine weather but in the wet it spat up so much mud that it looked like I had a serious gastro problem. After putting up with this for a number of kilometres we decided to ignore the route instructions and ride on the road.

At the 31.7 km mark we turned off the main road to take the Montagne Noir route ( Black Mountain). This was to be a 12 km climb up to the mountain top in solid rain, with heavy forest dripping buckets of water down, variable driving wind and an eery mist meaning visibility was poor.

There were 4 boys ahead of me and 13 riders behind me, somewhere. For the majority of the climb I was on my own once young Tom pulled clear and I had plenty of thinking time.

I thought about some of my warmer cycling clothing I should have been wearing. I wondered about what my kids were up to. We’re my dogs clean and dry as Joshua had told me there had been lots of rain at home. I wondered what motivated me to ride up a mountain in the rain.

Technically it was not that difficult a climb, but it was long and the weather made it far worse. We had been told there would be wonderful views and that the camera would get a workout. Not today unfortunately.

Once I got to the top the 4 guys were huddled around the van and were keen to keep moving. I agreed as I was damn cold and soaked through.

I needed to be careful on the descent as my brakes were affected by the rain and not as responsive. the further down the mountain we got we started to feel occasional warm air.

We rode through Ferrals Les Montagnes at 52.1 km and it was really starting to warm up. When we arrived at Minerve ( 69.4 km) we were blown away by the area. The vegetation was just so different.

Minerve is quite parched and arid, surrounded by vines and not much else. It appears quite defiant on its rocky outcrop, with two rivers merging ( Cesse and Briant). There is an imposing skinny medieval relic of a building that stands out. The locals call it Candela.

The town has a chequered history. in 1210 the town resisted Simon de Montfort who was the scourge of all Cathars. The siege lasted 7 weeks, culminating in the execution of 140 Cathars, burned at the stake.

To enter the village you cross a high bridge spanning the impressive gorge. Photo below.

From here we had a very fast, tail wind assisted to Narbonne, knocking the kilometres off very quickly. I did manage to take. 2.5 km detour by accident going downhill through a very scenic area only to realise the errors of h ways and have to turn around a climb back out! Bugger!!

Our accommodation in Narbonne is not central to the old city, or the canal, or the ocean, which has disappointed most given this is promoted as going to the Med!

Tony and I walked into town ( about 45 min to get to the good bits) and upon needing to head back to the hotel we were aided by two endearing gendarmes who walked us to a bus stop, waited with us for the bus to arrive, told the driver where we needed to go, and saw us off. Great service.

Tomorrow is the last day. Pity the riding stops as I am feeling stronger each day and happy with my riding. Broke my speed record today setting it at over 67 km/hr. Have also broken my climbing records, and done with only two chainrings.

Looking back towards Black Mountains

Minerve

Narbonne to Carcarsonne ( 81.8 km, 1010m): The final countdown

Saturday June 13, 2015

It was blowing a very strong wind when our group headed off on the last day to finish our epic adventure that had started at the northern port of Calais two weeks prior. I don’t think I realised then just how challenging this ride would prove to be.

I awoke in the final morning at 4 am with stomach pain and cramps and the ominous bowel gurgling had me sitting on the loo from 6 am. I was really crapped off!! Disappointed and concerned as I wanted to finish the ride on my bike, not in the van and a toilet!

I started throwing the Imodium in and by 830 with 4 tablets behind me and crossed fingers we set off, me armed with a roll of hotel toilet paper. I felt very washed out and not myself.

We encountered fairly heavy traffic leaving Narbonne and could not believe that the route had us on a goat track for some distance. It was very bad throwing our road bikes around in the pot holes. Most were suitably unimpressed.

We arrived at the town of Peyriac-de-Mer, taking obligatory photos as it was a Mediterranean ocean fed waterway. I was disappointed that our route did not take us to the actual beachfront. A number of the group decided to deviate at this point to achieve the aim of dipping their wheels into the ocean. Had I been feeling stronger I too would have been keen. However I knew I was going to battle not feeling myself at all.

We also had the pressure of having to strip and clean our bikes to Australian border controls very squeaky clean bike policy of “no dirt”.

Our group had diminished to 4 (inc Helen and Jean-Marc),and I was delighted that on this final day we got to share it with Helen. That was special.

Despite feeling crap, three of us took turns sitting at the front to face the wind. JM sat abreast of us seeking the ultimate wind protection. As the kilometres went on this annoyed the three of us as he was a good rider and it annoyed me that he would let a woman provide him protection without doing his bit.

So when he stopped to pee, again, we took off and he must have stared to feel guilt as he had to work hard, and on his own, to get back on our little train, and even took the lead a couple of times, much to our grateful surprise.

We stopped for a coffee at Thezan Des Corbieres(37.3 km) for a coffee where we found Peter, who joined our train.

Through Feralls (45.1 km), Moux (52.8 km), Saibt Couat D’Aude ( 55.7 km), Marseillette ( 65.7 km) it was just bloody hard work. It was very not and the headwinds were particularly strong and gusty. We were sweating heavily through the undulations. It was so dry and arid with grapes only growing in shale.

We pulled in at the edge of the Midi Canal at Trebes. Some of us needed more fluid to get us though the remainder. Peter and JM stayed for lunch but Helen, Tony and myself filled up with ice and water and plodded back out into the unrelenting heat and wind.

I felt like I was in Arizona, or perhaps my perception of what that would be like to ride.

I had been counting down the kilometres for most of the ride, comparing it with where I would be if home. 32 km = Crustys to home, but never had that particular ride been as difficult as this.

With only 2 km remaining, Carcassonne finally came I to view as we rounded a bend and hill. WOW!

Arriving at our hotel was extraordinarily anti climatic. It did not feel like the end of an epic adventure. This time there was no champagne, no signposts, no team photo waiting for us like at John O Groats. Just a garage beckoned where we were to strip down and clean our bikes. Reality check.

We had arrived by 1.40 pm, and by 4 pm bikes were cleaned and packed ready for export. We were showered and trotted off with Helen to quietly explore and celebrate the wonders of Carcassonne.

Peyriac-de-Mer

Trebes

Carcassone sunset

Getting ready for the long haul: To sleep, or not to sleep

Note: This is a blog from 2013 of our very first cycle tour together. I have cut and pasted this across from the site it was hosted on, Crazy Guy on a bike, where I wrote as “Two old farts on a bike”.

Friday August 23, 2013

24 hours out now from our adventure of a lifetime. Crap night sleep last night, as I woke up making mental notes and lists of things to do. I have been pretty organised really – big list at work of what I need to knock off, and an extensive packing list at home.

I did my last bit of windtrainer training last night – I have been doing two hours per day now for far too long – the weather has not been kind to us in the last month, and a bout of bronchitis was an extra challenge, not in the training schedule.

I must say I am glad I am done and dusted with the windtrainer – it is soooo boring….

Tony has done a wonderful job packing the bike up – we have purchased the bike boxes as used and recommended by Australian Cycling – that pack flat, which is a requirement of the Bike Adventures tour company. Tony has cable tied everything to an additional corflute panel he purchased. He has packed it with foam from an upholsterer, and bubble wrapped other bits.

The bike box weighs in at 21 kg – the box also has my helmet, shoes and my front travelling bag full of Jemsportz protein bars and Gu!

I really cannot see Tony wanting to unpack these bikes in London for the rides I have planned – to then pack them up again for the train journey to Penzance. Time will tell.

I got into work this morning nice and early – and was very amused and touched by one of my colleagues efforts – I have a series of A4 posters – words of cycling songs, a clever picture of a bike with all the parts named, an Australian cycling jersey, a map of the UK. I am lucky to work with an encouraging and supportive team!!

Jack (maltese dog) left home with us nice and early today – he is all beautifully white and clean – off to stay with Emma for the 5 weeks – he will be very keen to get there and try to assert himself as the alpha male – good luck Jack!

Simba (German Sherherd) is our “gorgeous baby” – she heads off to 5 weeks of obedience training with a lady who lives at Sprent. Simba has been a pupil there, and will be right at home – she may not want to come home!

Tonight we will pack our clothes – what to take? Given we are going from the bottom of England to the top of Scotland, the weather conditions will change heaps – all seasons…

Hoping for a better night sleep tonight – waking up refreshed for that long, long flight….

A very long 48 hours…: Who needs sleep anyway??

Sunday August 25, 2013

Nervousness and excitement ensured a broken night sleep on the day of the long flight. Awake from 5 am my mind is checking and double checking my mental lists. I kept thinking about the comment made by eldest son Joshua the previous night querying the capacity of the Dash 8 to take bike boxes… Surely not I thought!!

Qantas did not blink as the boxes were checked right through to London at Devonport airport. Just a casual comment asking what were in the boxes.

As I walked across the Devonport tarmac I chastise myself as the cool air makes me shiver. My warmest jacket for the trip is sitting on the chair in our bedroom!

3 hours sitting in the Qantas Club International lounge and we board our plane. Office mascot Wanda is secured in the over head locker which I am sure is preferable to my squishy suitcase.

14 hours to Dubai and around 1 hour of sleep! I play Who wants to be a Millionaire game thinking of my work colleagues and our daily quiz ritual. I watch a couple of movies and a documentary on Gough Whitlam.

Dubai to London is around 7 hours and for that about 1 hour sleep. My arms annoy me. They ache. Where to put them? Despite the luxury of wonderful leg room purchased at $180 each, I still cannot sleep.

89 kg of luggage cut a very clear path through the throngs at Heathrow. People look at you curiously. Some ask what is in those boxes that are 1.4 x 0.8 x 0.3….battle down the the train line to wait..and then find out that the line is closed indefinitely….What?? Don’t they know we have not slept properly, had no coffee to make me a tad more reasonable??

Anyway a maxi cab trip later we arrive at our hotel but cannot check in for 7 hours. We walk. Around 15 km or so later we have walked through Hyde Park, Kensington Gardens, Green Park, St James Park, Westminster, Buckingham Palace, crossed the Thames twice, and back to our Hyde Park accommodation.

Highlight would be the Buckingham Palace tour. 290 bedrooms! Why did we not stay there? Not sure that it looks a great place to kick back in bare feet, place your feet on the coffee table and chill out. Extraordinary wealth in that little family home! Top back yard for a game of footy or cricket! I know I prefer our little low maintenance home devoid of national heirlooms.

We forced ourselves to stay awake until 7 pm… Then hit the sack. Slept well and starving now just waiting for 730 am so we can raid the breakfast area and plan our day. Forecast is a sunny 25 degrees. Quite acceptable. Maybe my Tasmanian winter white arms will start to colour.

Twelve Miles from Lands End: Sick of walking! Time to get on our bike and ride!!

Thursday August 29, 2013

4 fantastic days in London have come to pass. Our final day was spent at Windsor checking out the weekend home of Her Majesty. Nice digs.

I may have inadvertently caused a little problem there… We paid extra to climb the Round Tower. For all of you non history buffs, the first Round Tower was constructed by William the Conquerer on a mound surrounded by a moat. As the original tower was in poor knick, Henry II rebuilt it in the 1170’s…. And the last ten metres was added only a few hundred years ago so it ” looked better”.

Anyway… As I touched a section of the wall from 1170’s, part of it fell out!!!! %%#}%++^###

Very heavily guarded premises….but I live to tell the tale! So if there is a news story about the collapse of the Round Tower you know who is at fault!!

Tony’s knowledge was expanded considerably with our attendance at the very silly but seriously very funny Spamelot. For an old Monty Python fan it is brilliant! We had front row seats. Tony did not fall asleep which was a good sign that he enjoyed it. In his previous life he was dragged along to The Lion King musical, at significant expense… And slept through it!!

We are now in Penzance. The bikes are reassembled and ready to roll. We intend to hit the road after breakfast today and check out the coastline between here and Lands End which includes the Minnack Theatre and some nice coves and old rock placements like a smaller Stonhenge.

We are staying at Sophia ‘s which is a tiny B and B on the Esplanade offering uninterrupted water and coastal views. In. He next room, we are told, there are two Aussies, one of whom is also doing LEJOG starting on Sunday. We assume he is “with us” and will meet him shortly.

Met two young blokes at the Penzance train station, sorting out their panniers on their bike. They head off LEJOGing today but doing it in under half the time we are! They are carrying all of their gear including tents.

Prologue: Dusting off the cobwebs

Friday August 30, 2013

Every Tour de France has a prologue so why not ours? Ok we are not the same calibre but it was time to get on our bike to check how it was running and to see how we were after a week of no riding.

From Penzance we headed in a south easterly direction towards Helston on a quite busy A394. We had a three mile descent noting that would be fun on the way back into the headwind!

From Helston we were going to head towards Helford as Lyn who owns Sophias told us it was one of her favourite spots. Like all good plans we changed our mind after visiting a cycle shop in Helston to replace Tony’s drink holder that had broken a few miles earlier.

After being offered what was described as a ” very funky” hand made titanium drink holder for £50 Tony chose one for under £5 that is probably 30 grams heavier!! Anyway the guy in this shop asked where we were heading and suggested we ditch that and head to the Lizard! That way we would bag the most southern tip of mainland UK.

On the way we circumnavigated the British Naval Air Services base at Culdrose. A very busy naval airport with an impressive array of choppers taking off, landing and seemingly just flying around. Apparently 3000 people are employed at the base making it the largest employer in Cornwall.

We also passed by Goonhilly Downs which has a large number of satellite dishes and wind turbines. The sign promoted Segway tours and apparently you can climb the largest dish… Reminded me of a problem created by some of my boys when they were younger..

I had a friend whose house backed onto ABC in Launceston. Her children’s cubby house provided the kids with a close up view of ABC’s satellite dish. My friend also had a prolific lemon tree..all the kids were playing in the backyard this particular day in the cubby house… Or so we thought!

The next day ABC rang me ( my friend having kindly handed on my phone number as her children could not have participated as they were too well behaved)??!?

The crime? The kids had thrown many, many lemons at the satellite dish using the little probe in the middle as the target! Apparently there were dents in the dish ( at this point I am quietly crapping myself wondering how I was going to get out of this. What is a typical repair cost on a satellite dish??)

Thankfully ABC assured me they had used the dish since and it was working well but next time I may not be so lucky!! So stuff climbing Goonhilly dish!!

We detoured to Kennack Sands.. But should not have. Crappy beach down a very steep and narrow lane with cars galore around..

Lizard is a little village stuffed full of eateries and souvenirs . The actual point is worth seeing. Amazing crumbly looking drop offs with goat tracks everywhere. In Australia we would have barriers stopping us going to close to the edge. Here it seems to be encouraged!

The area has a strong history of pirates and smuggling but alas I could not find one!! I was hoping Johnny Depp would appear!! I did sit and watch a seal frolicking in the very clear waters below.

We shared a very tasty and huge Cornish pastie which is far superior to any I have tasted in Australia.

Back to Helston where I was impressed with the cost of our afternoon tea from the supermarket. For the massive sum of 84 pence I acquired 2 bottles of water and 2 bananas. However the supermarket did not stock band aids!!

Some 4 mile out of Penzance we detoured to visit Marazion which is a very old market town from the mid 1200’s having been chartered by Henry III. Cute town with narrow, winding streets and lanes, lovely old stone buildings and great views of St Michaels Mount which has been in use since around 500 AD, later favoured by Monks and now privately owned by a family… How on earth does she get her groceries up that hill??

So all in all 105 km done and dusted! We are a bit tired and hopefully will sleep well. Tomorrow we will do a mini second prologue but this time head westerly along the coast towards Land End.

Lands End!!: Our time of reckoning is upon us

Saturday August 31, 2013

We took off to Newlyn and Mousehole first thing this morning. Mousehole is a very cute little village with narrow, winding and climbing lanes with tourist wandering around aimlessly.

After climbing out of Mousehole we headed off on the back roads to Lamorna Cove which has a nasty descent to the bottom. Nice coastline and a tiny beach. Enjoyed my morning cappuccino here as I contemplated the nasty climb out. It is very narrow and steep.

My initial decision was to walk out but my feet cleated in nicely and I dropped into my small ring quickly so thought I would give it a good crack hoping I would not meet a car as I was not confident about decleating quickly on the steep slope. .

I got up the worst of it and came to a bend and a walker descending, and then a damn car also came down over taking the walker and taking up nearly all of the road. When I climb out bigger hills I swagger the bike around a bit as I pull my arms and push and pull my legs so this was not ideal. I ended up in the wall of bushes to my left which was preferable to the car side. Damage was minimal but I bled profusely from the 4 little puncture wounds courtesy of the teeth on the front gear ring.

From Lamorna Cove we headed straight to Porthcurno to visit the Minnack Theatre which is an extraordinary labour of love by Rowena Cade who has since deceased. She, along with a couple of helpers, created an extraordinary theatre into the side of the Cornish cliff.

The best two beaches to date could be viewed from here and looked very inviting in the heat but a long way down!!

Time was pressing and we needed to get back to Penzance as quickly as we could to meet with Steve from Bike Adventures who kindly collected our gear to transport to Lands End.

Then it was back to Lands End. This time we chose the shorter route along the major road rather than the scenic route. Rolling hills seem the norm in this area and I am convinced my climbing ability is about to improve considerably out of necessity. Despite being only half yesterday’s distance we have climbed a similar amount. Total 54 km today.

We have a great view from our hotel room and I have hand washed our cycling gear from today. It is hanging out our window to dry hoping the wind does not pick it up and carry it to the Scilly Isles.

We will shortly get to meet all of our new riding buddies. Very curiously one of them is riding an electric bike. It appears to be a very heavy bike and seems to me anyway to defeat the challenge of the ride. I will be interested to see how this bike goes. Maybe on the big hills or in a headwind we can use this rider to our benefit!!!

Tea is at 8.15 pm and we are starving!!!

Bring on tomorrow and the next 3 weeks of adventure. May we all ride safely and be blessed with wonderful weather and memories.

Day 1: Lands End to Perranporth: Hills are my friends according to my daughter…

Sunday September 1, 2013, 44 miles (71 km) – Total so far: 44 miles (71 km)

I was nervous this morning. Why? Excitement? Worry about the hills and my ability to do it? I was not alone with my nerves as two of my new riding buddies told me they were too. Helen is from Oklahoma, USA and Jane from Southampton UK.

I did not think Jane needed to worry as she has a very interesting bike. It is power assisted. Now that could be handy up hills ! Could we draft off the back of her in a head wind?? There is not a lot of her but using this type of bike opens up the opportunity for her to participate.

Our team is Yakka’s times two, Helen, Jane, Joyce (London), Peter (a retired Minister living in Suffolk ), Alan (Wales ), Colin (Sydney), Rodney (Johannesburg), Ian ( ex pat South African now living in London), Graham (Sydney) backed up by the support team of Phil (sweeper today) and Steve (driver today and the EPO provider (eternal problem obsolver)).

We headed out of Lands End on a glorious morning. The Scilly Isles were faintly visible near the horizon providing a good weather omen.

Out to Sennen, past the Lands End airfield and descending through Kelynack and then climbing up towards St Just followed by a 17% descent.

We climbed and continued along undulating roads through a number of small villages including Trewellard. We past the Geevor Tin Mine and then through Pendeen and Morvah.

The climb ahead was across wild moorland providing great coastal views and photo opportunities. On into Zennor bypassing the edge of St Ives before arriving at the large town of Hayle.

Crossing the bridge at Hayle we managed to lose Graham who was travelling without a GPS and not referring to his riding notes. We rode through the very nice King George V Memorial Walk adjacent to the river. Graeme eventually found us.

The next town was Gwithian followed by a climb past the sand dunes. This was a particularly hard climb for me and I did find this quite challenging. I was delighted to make it up but boy my lungs and legs burned! I reenergised with a Gu to find that we stopped for lunch only a few hundred yards later at Hells Mouth Cafe. This spot was recommended by Alan who had recently eaten there with his family. The best ham sandwich ever!! Brilliant views over the road of Hells Mouth which according to Alan is a popular spot to end ones life!

With that somber thought we marched onwards with a steep descent into Portreath. More up and downs including Porthtowan and St Agnes.

With great joy we arrived at Perranporth with Jane hot on our heels (but as I have already learned, one must not refer to her bike as having a motor…it is power assisted pedalling…) We waited for Alan and headed off to our accomodation. The group is split tonight and we are with a bunch at Seiners.

After a shower, Tony and I wandered through town and walked down to the beach where the British National Surf Lifesaving Championships were being conducted. An enormous beach with a massive number of people enjoying the weather.

Great tea at Griffs Grills. Met a couple of retired teachers there who said they much prefer Seiners to where the other guys are… ” but lucky you were not there last night.. huge drunken wedding there with wedding guests being kicked out” We readily agreed! Arriving back at Seiners we enjoyed birthday cake with Rodney and Ian and had a lot of good laughs taking the mickey out of each others countries! For what it is worth they reckon Oscar Pistorius is guilty and will get off! Time will tell.

Early morning Lands End

Hells Mouth

Road to St Ives

Perranporth

Day 2: Perranporth to Ottery: 1854m climbing. A Personal record!!!

Monday September 2, 2013, 53 miles (85 km) – Total so far: 97 miles (156 km)

Today I proved to myself that I can do anything!! ( Well nearly…,). My previous cycling ascents in one day totalled 1100m and when we arrived in Ottery and Tony checked his Garmin to my amazement I had climbed 1854m! (just under 6000 feet) Fantastic! I was so pumped and pleased!!

Again I slept crap and woke up feeling nervous. I knew the day was a tough one and I did not want to let myself down with my own personal goals. I also wanted to keep with Tony as much as possible as I do prefer riding o his wheel.

Today we started off as a group in Perranporth immediately climbing out of the picturesque seaside Cornish village…our last bit of ocean until we hit the northern Scottish coast. I am pretty sure we won’t see people sitting on the beach there!!

After 4.2m we arrived at Newlyn East, Then up and down until we reached the tiny village of Belowda (15.6m). We had a lengthy stay here waiting for the entire group to rejoin us. A number of us had a toilet pit stop in a paddock. I experienced stinging nettle(??) for the first time as I squatted. It could have been worse!! Fortunately it only got my leg which broke out in a series of little white spots. The good old Reverend Peter gave me some “green stuff” to rub on it as apparently the rubbing action is the remedy. It worked!!

We then regrouped at Bodmin which the EPO Boss told us would be the beat option for lunch today. We gathered at Sainsbury’s which had bike racks directly in front of their cafe! Ideal!

I learned here that one must pay more attention to the diagrams on the toilet doors, walking in on some poor old fella doing his thing!!

Upon leaving Bodmin we all took a wrong turn but the benefit was seeing the beautiful old Bodmin church. Bodmin grew up around a large 7th century monastery founded by St Petroc.

The riding group fractured as the afternoon wore on with hills providing significant personal challenges for all…except for the battery powered bike as it just hums up the hills!!!

Tony and myself were joined by Alan, and after a period of time, despite waiting realised we were a fair way ahead. Nott wanting our legs to cool down too much with the imminent impending climbs we soldiered on. Big descent into St Neot (34.3m).

It was a steep climb out of the village and we learned that the word level means gentle climbing at times!! But we were becoming hardened cyclists…. Ha ha ha!!

At the 35.8 mark the road climbed steeply for around 1 mile and we witnessed the wild Dartmoor horses wandering around grazing on the side of the road. More photos. before descending into Golitha Falls Nature Reserve. Toilets were locked here by the Council due to vandalism. More photos at the pretty river and bridge.

More climbing up onto Bodmin Moor arriving at the village of Minions (40.4m). Minions is the highest point in Cornwall, just under 1000 feet.

Phil the triathlete sweeper was waiting up there looking exhausted from his days work. There is a nice little cafe here serving what looked like very nice scones, jam and cream. However I did not fancy climbing with that for nourishment. Protein bar it was for me, knocking back a very nice looking chocolate bar that Tony had quietly purchased at Bodmin!

The loos here require a 20p coin!! Alan kindly shouted it for me.. Turns out the doors were unlocked anyway!

The horses were in plentiful numbers including a very cute foal that I followed up the road on our departure.

Down into Upton Cross (47.1m) with a further descent into Rilla Mill (42.9m). We were surprised upon our descent to see an immediate climb in the heavy traffic of two cars and three people, just dropping down into my small chain ring in time!

More up and downs passing through Bray Shop (a village) descending into Horsebridge(50.0m). More photos here as this village and the Tamar River mark our departure from Cornwall and arrival into Devon. Beautiful bridge from the fifteenth venture provided photo opportunities. I was very impressed with the little niches on the bridge for storing bikes! Those guys 600 years ago thought of everything! So far ahead of their time!!

More climbing arriving at Chipshop (no fish and chip shop in sight) and then our accomodation at Ottery at the 52.9 m mark.

Staying at The Old Coachhouse at Ottery. Can highly recommend this place as a stopover. The very friendly owner put my hand washing through her spinner. The bikes are under the guard of two cocker spaniels! I have heard no barking but hope they are not like my little Jack who would relish the opportunity to cock his leg on each and every bike!!

So roll on for Day 3 where we cross Dartmoor. More climbing!! I am hoping for better defined muscles!

Wild horse Bodmin Moor

Bodmin Moor

Day 3: Ottery to Sampford Peverell: More hills!

Tuesday September 3, 2013, 59 miles (95 km) – Total so far: 156 miles (251 km)

Cumulative tiredness has kicked in today but overall another great day in brilliant weather, on a fantastic route maximising the best of Devon.

From Ottery we headed towards through the townships of Tavistock (2.5m) entering Dartmoor National Park at the 4.8 mile mark. we steadily climbed up through Dartmoor for many miles. We were fortunate that the day had started overcast providing us with cooler climbing conditions.

I really enjoyed the wild and open space, populated by wild sheep and cows grazing wherever they wanted.

We waited at the 9.3mile mark for another group of riders to join us before heading down to Two Bridges and then climbing up to Postbridge (17.0 m).

At this stage we were on our own again with Rodney and Ian falling back. We headed to Juraton with a steep descent out of Dartmoor down a narrow farm like road. We passed Gidleigh and crossed over the river on a very narrow old stone bridge.

The course description stated that the road ” climbed steeply” and boy they got that right. Tony measured it at 20% and it hurt!!! But I got up it. Just!

At the 25.5 mile mark we made it to Whiddon Down where we stopped for lunch. The Chief EPO was there to greet us and we enjoyed a lengthy one hour break waiting for some of the others to arrive. We waited for Alan and Helen to lunch and rest so they could ride with us for the afternoon session.

The afternoon was quite undulating but certainly easier than the morning. I think the challenge was mixing the 27.5 degree heat with the lumpy course and cumulative muscle fatigue. We worked well as a team and enjoyed more breaks than the morning.

We passed through Yeoford (33.2),Crediton (36.7)and Thorveeton (43.2). At the latter we stopped for a break in the shade of a tree by a little creek and thatched house. Getting low on water we could not locate an obvious source… Then I noted Dave Fiendly the Plumber working at a house… So I asked if he could assist and he kindly filled our bottles. We were most appreciative in the hot conditions.

We crossed the River Exe and travelled into Latchmoor Green (44.1). More undulations and we arrived at Bradninch (48.6). There was a steep 16% climb out of the village into the woods before descending into Cullompton (51.1). A busy town where we also crossed the very busy M5.

The final run to our destination was enjoyable as the sun dropped providing some welcome relief. Our final town was Uffculme (56.5) prior to arriving at Waterloo Cross at Sampford Peverell.

Feeling quite stuffed and light headed tonight! Pleased with my efforts again as I still have not succumbed to walking! Tomorrow we head to Cheddar Gorge in what is apparently an easier day. I think we will all enjoy a recovery day.

Dartmoor wanderers

Day 4: Sampford Peverell to Cheddar: Hardest climbing yet!

Wednesday September 4, 2013, 48 miles (77 km) – Total so far: 204 miles (328 km)

Leaving our accomodation in Sampford Peverell we crossed over the railway with warnings about the high speed trains. Travelling down little lane ways we crossed over the canals a couple of times arriving at Westleigh (2.4m). Then it was up and down to Hollywell Lake (7.0 m), Langford Budville (8.5m), Milverton (10.7), Halse (13.0 m) and then Bishops Lydeard (15.5m).

This is when the day got really tough and I had to pool all of my available physical and mental resources to tackle what was the hardest climb I had done to date. We climbed up through the Quantock Hills for over 1 very tough mile. Our group had fractured with the climb with me following Tony’s flashing rear tail lights (at a growing distance!) until eventually lost sight of that too.

Totally on my own by now I just kept plugging away. Counting and using my daughter Hannah as inspiration. When the pain in my legs and lungs got worse I talked out loud to myself telling myself that I could do this!

The climb petered out with gentle undulation through the beautiful and cool green canopy. I did get quite concerned when I reached a junction not 100% sure which way Tony had headed but chose to stick to the main road which seemed to be skirting around the Quantocks.

At the 19.8 mile mark there was an intersection and Pines Cafe and I was very relieved to see Tony there talking to triathlete Phil about his bike issues.

I very much enjoyed my recovery break here. Nice cafe with the best apple cake slice with clotted cream ever!!!

Alan arrived on the scene next followed by Helen. The others trickled though over the next hour or so.

From here we descended as an entire group into Bridgewater and with Tony needing to buy some parts from a bike shop, and Rodney wanting protein bars Tony, myself, Helen, Alan, Ian and Rodney peeled off in search of the bike shop. This meant that we would be at the back of the group upon our course return so EPO Steve who was the sweeper for the day travelled with us.

We lost about an hour in Bridgewater and we then enjoyed a fast trip across the Somerset Levels with the added bonus of the EPO course knowledge.

We arrived in Cheddar (47.1miles) with enough time to shower, wash our clothes and head off for a wander around Cheddar village.

Tony and I were joined by Helen and Alan and we enjoyed a chunk of cheddar yarg Helen purchased.I also enjoyed my iced chocolate recovery drink.

The 11 riders split up for tea with three Indians heading to an Indian restaurant and the rest of the cowboys off to a local pub. The meal was the best I have had in the UK so far!

Day 5: Cheddar to Chepstow: Wales! Wonderful navigation by Alan!

Thursday September 5, 2013, 47 miles (76 km) – Total so far: 251 miles (404 km)

Today was perhaps the easiest day so far and again we were blessed with wonderful weather.

Leaving Cheddar Village we entered Cheddar Gorge which is very speccy. The climb out is quite long at around 3 miles but it was quite comfortable.

You cannot help but to be impressed by the sheer rock on either side of the road, nor the sheep again grazing on the roadside verge. I did think the ambulance was parked too low down the gorge and did suggest to the paramedic he would have a better chance of finding a patient at the top. He offered to follow us up!

With Tony on camera duty I chose to slowly work my way up the Gorge on my own waiting at the top for our now regular group to arrive. First Tony followed by Alan and Helen.

Today was a messy day navigationally speaking. Despite this, our instructions were followed to the letter of the law with great group discussions.

We travelled through Regil (12.8 m), Winford (14.3 m) Failand (19.5 m – nice church here), Portbury, and arriving at Easton in Gordano (23.9 m) where we had a lovely lunch at the Kings Arm Hotel.

Again the 11 riders regrouped with 7 of us heading off together after lunch. The normal gang plus Colin, Joyce and Jane.

We travelled through Pill (24.6 m) before spending some time on the Avenmouth Bridge Avon cycle way and crossing the steep Avonmouth Bridge. We travelled around the back of Shirehampton(26.5 m), Hallen (33.3m), Easter Compton (33.3m) and Olveston (38.2m).

We had dropped Jane many miles before and Joyce “elected” to wait for her. Whilst Jane has the battery assisted bike that is a great asset on the hills enabling her to keep within range, faster descents and open roads are problematic as the battery cuts out at 15 mph and we were travelling faster. Tony is getting increasingly frustrated as the “guilt” factor creeps in. He wants us to be able to “do our own thing” and not feel obliged to keep stopping and waiting for so long as we the cool down too much. We wish she would sit with the sweeper but not sure what to do without causing angst all around.

Full marks to Alan today for his wonderful navigation to the Severn Bridge!

We arrived in Chepstow in plenty of time to again shower and wash our clothes and head out for a look around town. We checked out the Castle exterior and wandered through town and also took the opportunity to walk over the river back into England and then back into Wales.

Cheddar Gorge

Day 6: Chepstow to Weobley: Am I getting fitter or is the riding getting easier?Friday September 6, 2013, 53 miles (85 km) – Total so far: 304 miles (489 km)Certainly today was not as taxing as the first few days. It does make me wonder whether it is because I am getting more cycling fit as I go, or whether it is the course, or perhaps a combination of the two.

The forecast looked dodgy weather wise. Mixed weather reports ranged from just plain awful to maybe not so bad. It appeared to me that we were on the fringe of a rainy pattern over most of Wales and parts of Western England. It had been drizzling but by the time we left Chepstow it had stopped. It was certainly cooler than the previous days.After climbing put of Chepstow, We rode along the Wye Valley which was majestic and a wonderful ride. We stopped for a while to appreciate the splendour of Tintern Abbey before heading towards Monmouth.The group today consisted of Yakka’s x 2, Alan, Helen, Colin and for some time Joyce.We stopped at The Black Swan for lunch which proved to be a hoot. Having been turned away by the pub at the previous village due to the sewing class that was being held(!), we knocked on the front door of this one to see if they were open. They were very friendly and welcoming but did not want us sitting in the bar area as the locals may get upset if their favourite and usual seat was not available!Ian went to check out the locals and decided that the two already in residence were perhaps drinking formaldehyde given their lack of movement and acknowledgement!I only had soup for lunch and subsequently made a mental note to eat more substantially at lunch as I spent the rest of the day hungry.We travelled through Tyberton (38.5m), Moccas (41.5m) and Brewardine (43.7). Soon thereafter we crossed over the River Wye heading towards Staunton on Wye (46.2).The day was not over taxing hill wise although some managed to remind my tired quads that they have room for improvement with strengthening.Final destination today was Weobley where we are staying at a wonderful quirky B &B The Gables. Weobley is known for its Tudor black and white heritage houses, as is the home we are in complete with four poster bed.Total mileage today was 52.4 miles and ascents of 850 plus metres.

Weobley Street view

Tintern Abbey

Day 7: Weobley to Bomere Heath: Relatively easy day in cooler conditions but no rain!!

Saturday September 7, 2013, 55 miles (89 km) – Total so far: 359 miles (578 km)

We left Weobley this morning not sure what the weather would be doing, but the temperature was certainly cooler than the previous week. It was 7 degrees C. Long fingered gloves and skull cap came out but still in short knicks.

Today was a continual day of undulations but nothing too taxing.

Villages travelled through included Luntley (4.1m), Pembridge (5.9m), Staunton on Arrow (8.2m), Lingen (13.7m), Birtley (15.0m) arriving in the lovely little village of Brampton Bryan (17.2m). This was our first stop of the morning as this village has a pretty church with an amazingly trimmed hedge.

Next villages included Bucknell (18.9m), Bedstone (20.5m), Hopton Castle (22.2m), Twitchen (23.0m), Purslow (24.5m), arriving in Wentnor around 12 noon, just in time for a bite of lunch at the local pub.

Great bacon and cheese panini and the best ever hot chocolate was enjoyed along with a break of just over one hour during which time the rest of the gang rolled in.

Upon leaving there were 7 of us but after only 5 miles of hillier terrain 3 remained ( including Alan). We waited at the top of the rise before turning off towards Westcott. After around 10 minutes we were actually quite concerned as we did not believe that we could possibly have pulled that much of a gap.

We ummed and aahed for a bit and I offered to ride back to check out the state of play. The boys felt that they must have taken a wrong turn and said it could be pointless if that was the case. So we rode on, although I felt a bit guilty.

The afternoon riding was generally easier than the morning and our average picked up. We headed to Pontesbury ( 43.3m) and then Montford Bridge (50.7m), where we again crossed the River Severn.

We turned towards Mytton and Fitz before arriving at accomodation at Bomere Heath.

This joint is owned by a Lord and Lady. The Lord came out and introduced himself and then proceeded to reel off a list of “house rules” telling us that cyclists were on their last legs with him as he had previously had bad experiences. He felt the need to elaborate about some female cyclist who had fallen asleep on her bed with wet cycling clothes…allegedly resulting in him throwing out £200 worth of linen.

What a shame Tony and I were staying elsewhere that night! Poor old Alan had to fess up though that he was a guest there and would comply!

Our hotel was a number of miles up the road at Burlton Inn in Burlton. Great room and no house rules! The gang came up for tea and we also got to meet Ian’s son who had ridden with him from Leominster today.

Total mileage today was 55 miles.

Brampton Bryan church

Day 8: Bomere Heath to Acton Bridge: Tony’s get up and go, got up and went!

Sunday September 8, 2013, 49 miles (79 km) – Total so far: 408 miles (656 km)

We had a later start today due to our accomodation having an 8.30 am breakfast. Tony had a bad night, suffering from gastro badly and to getting much sleep. Tony had no breakfast and left complete with a roll of toilet paper in his backpack!

In the van we headed back to Bomere Heath passing Jane who had taken the opportunity of leaving early. Alan, Helen and Joyce had also hit the road and were some miles ahead.

Colin, Tony and myself worked as a group, going at Tony’s pace, which was considerably slower than previous days.

On the bikes we then headed back towards our previous nights accomodation travelling through Merrington (1.4m), Northwood (10.5m), Bettesfield (11.8). At Bettesfield we crossed the Shropshire Union Canal. We stopped to take photographs and have a chat to a couple of guys on one of the canals.

Stopping at the Malpas general store (21.1m)I picked up some Imodium as Tony had already eaten 4 today and also having stopped in a paddock on the way. With the cafe closed on Sundays we made the decision to press ahead.

The morning ride was very easy which was definitely beneficial for Tony.

The afternoon was a little lumpier but very easy.

We caught up to Alan,Helen and Joyce early afternoon and rode together stopping to enjoy the view of Beeston Castle which is built on a very prominent, rocky crag. Further around the vista revealed a prominent castle turret built in more modern times, also doubling as the film set for the movie Robin Hood.

We then followed the Chesire Cycleway crossing over a canal and passing through another Tiverton, having passed through the Tiverton near Dartmoor last week.

We stopped for a rest at The Shady Oak adjacent to a canal. Tony managed to have a gel and some lemonade for his first nourishment for the day.

We headed off with rain threatening and we actually stopped to put our rain jackets on, but they did not last long with only about 10 minutes of light drizzle being experienced.

We past through Tarporley (34.8m) and Utkinton (37.0) climbing steeply out of the village. We then descended steeply having a chat to a couple of guys acting as stewards in an equestrian event. “Sorry about the cricket!”. Heard that a few times recently.

We rode through Delamere Forest which was very green and shady.

At 42.2m we rode through Hatchmere and Crowton (44.7m) arriving at Acton Bridge, crossing the Mersey Canal and climbing through the woods. We arrived at our accomodation at the Holly Bush at around 2.30pm.

Phil rocked up shortly thereafter and found out that Ian and Graham had an accident with each others bikes resulting in some cuts and grazes.

Shropshire Union Canal

Day 9: Acton Bridge to Hurst Green: UK Baptism

Monday September 9, 2013, 60 miles (97 km) – Total so far: 468 miles (753 km)

Got wet today for he first time in over two weeks in the UK.. Had to happen I guess and it could have been worse. We experienced two downpours that were stinging but they did not last that long and then the sun came out. Bit like Melbourne really!

Today was scheduled as a longer day of 59.5 miles including a tougher afternoon. Six of us set off together and I was determined that this group should stick together. I felt a debt of gratitude to Colin for the support and encouragement he gave Tony the previous day. We also had Joyce who had just discovered she actually had a third chain ring.

We left our overnight accomodation in Acton Bridge heading through Comberbach (2.7m) and Budworth (4.0m) stopping to take a couple of photos of some lovely little homes. Alan was leading as he said he knew this area very well and we were happy to let him navigate us.

We passed an ” ice cream farm” pondering the choice of phrase but being very fond of ice cream thought that perhaps we too could have ” ice cream farms” in Tasmania!

At 9.1 mile we passed through High Legh and crossed the M56. At Broomedge we rode under the Bridgewater Canal which I also thought curious.

We rode though Warburton ( 12.9 m) riding towards the toll boom gates to cross the Manchester Ship Canal. It costs 25 pence for cars to cross but free for bikes. More photos on the canal bridge. Apparently the canal was hand constructed to allow ships to transport goods from the land locked Manchester out to sea.

Enjoying the easy riding we rode through Hollins Green (14.1m), Glazebrook (15.7m), and Culcheth (18.5 m).

The traffic situation changed considerably at this point and was to be experienced for the next 15 miles or so.

Glazebury was at 19.7m and we stopped at Bents Garden Centre (20.3m). This would have to be the hugest garden centre I have ever seen. After negotiating the considerable Christmas card section we found the so called cafeteria which had amazing food and about 3 different seating areas. I did not see 1 plant….I guess one would need to take their compass and venture deeper into the heart of the complex.

After crossing another canal we passed through Leigh (21.5m) and a it further on an industrial park which in one spot promoted the first zero energy use industrial park complete with wind turbines and solar panels.

Somewhere in this mix I failed to decleat quickly as Alan came to a stop and I was too close to his rear wheel. Over I went with some small grazes and sore hip and thumb. Guess that will be a bit stiffer tomorrow.

Hindley is quite a busy centre which we passed through at the 25.0 mile mark, followed by Aspull (29.6m), Haigh (30.3 m), Blackrod (31.8m), stopping at Rivington (34.8m) for lunch at the Church Hall. Very quaint with lots of customers and their dogs.

Tougher afternoon with 2.2 mile of climbing straight after lunch with cold legs. The climb was made more entertaining by the painting of names on the road cheering on cyclists from a recent road race. The closest to my name was ” Go Sheila!”. Guess that would have to suffice.

It was very satisfying to reach the top not feeling too pained! That would come tomorrow! The moors at the top were very open with scraggy looking sheep just cruising around wherever. Think the hill is known as Winter Hill.

A nice decent to Belmont (38.3m) through the village and past the reservoir.

The road then climbed and descended to Tockholes (43.1m) by which time we had our rain jackets on and had experienced a sharp, solid and stinging downfall of rain.

We turned into a Council housing estate which revealed a number of houses where it appeared the occupants were not particularly house proud.

At 46.6 m we rode through Pleasington before arriving at the outer part of Blackburn. More ups and downs including an unanticipated climb through and out of Clayton-le-dale (54.4) just to finish the legs off. Silly me decided to challenge Tony on these hills catching up to him with some capacity left in the legs. He was obviously feeling heaps better as he just put his foot down and owned the hill! .

Thunder claps were sounding in the not too far distance and we were keen to get to our accomodation before the next downpour.

We were all very pleased to arrive at The Shireburn Arms Hotel in Hurst Green ( 59.5 m).

Manchester shipping canal

Day 10: Hurst Green to Dent: Hills are like childbirth!

Tuesday September 10, 2013, 40 miles (64 km) – Total so far: 508 miles (817 km)

Hills are like childbirth because you forget just how painful it is until you go back for another dose!

Today was damn hard. Well I thought it was! A lot less miles were completed and about 1450metres total ascent is not as significant as some other days. Nevertheless I thought it was hard! The rain stayed away but it was cold. We also had a strong headwind for most of the ride to add to the challenge.

We left our Hurst Green accomodation with our now regular travelling group full of chat. We headed to Waddington (5.9m) climbing into the Forest of Bowland. Reasonably treeless and open moors with a history of hunting according to our local guide Alan.

We kept climbing reaching the top of the climb at the 8.9m mark. We then past through Newton-in-Bowland (11.1 m) climbing further to Slaidburn (12.9m).

We continued climbing crossing into North Yorkshire. After crossing the river we climbed further to reach High Bentham (25.0m) where we stopped for lunch.

After a decent lunch break with yummy food we climbed out of town and then descended into Ingleton.

We passed under a very historic looking viaduct.

After Thorton-in-Londsdale (29.3m) we climbed over the hill and continued along the broad river valley. At the farmhouse we had to stop to open and close a gate with the road then climbing steeply.

This was a tough ride to the top of this section of the Yorkshire Dales. The road is noted as “Quiet Lane” and that it was! I think I saw 2 cars moving in this section which is fortunate as I did not want to meet one on the narrow and steep sections.

This climb hurt. My legs burned and my back was starting to cramp up probably due to positioning and how tight I was gripping the bike.

After reaching the top and waiting for the the others Tony and I froze. It was icy cold. But the views are great. The hill tops are barren and denuded of vegetation as they are below the snow line. The sheep graze wherever, not being constrained by fencing.

Once we regrouped the descent commenced and we were very slow and careful, particularly given our EPOs earlier words of advice noting the death of a cyclist who descended too fast and crashed into a gate. The view of the green valley that came into view was stunning, and a contrast to what we had viewed from the top.

The descent was steep and scary and we allowed good gaps between each rider. In several spots there are closed gates including one just after a steep turn. The waterfall at the 36.7m mark is certainly worth stopping to admire.

We continued to descend into Dent (39.3m) but chose to walk our bikes on the rough cobbles through the quaint and pretty village.

After a shower we went for a wander around this delightful little town which has a history of knitting. I purchased a woolen red hat. Apparently in the 18th century both men and women knitted, often whislt walking to the fields. Their output of hand knitted gloves and socks was enormous, providing an important supplementary income.

We also checked out the local 12th Century church of St Andrews, where you can still see Norman features in the tower, the nave and the arched doorway.

Tea was a hoot as we celebrated Ian’s 66th birthday with a cake that Bike Adventures purchased. Jane thought that she should have a birthday too so we could share cake with her, despite her birthday being in June. The subsequent conversations that ensued were just plain funny as Jane vehemently continued with her somewhat serious protestations. I must remember to keep my eyes out for anti-sarcasm tablets.

Tomorrow sounds like it is going to be crucifying for me personally. Will see..I will do my best. If that is not good enough then I will just have to walk that bit of nasty hill.

Yorkshire Moors

Day 11:Dent to Armathwaite: The day of reckoning!

Wednesday September 11, 2013, 56 miles (90 km) – Total so far: 564 miles (908 km)

I had an aim of riding LEJOG without getting off my bike and walking. Today we had what our EPO regards as the toughest climb of our LEJOG route climbing from Cowgill, up past Dent Railway Station to the top of the 3.2mile climb. Dent Station is the highest railway station in the United Kingdom.

As we departed Dent today I was nervous and said to myself that I needed to make safe and sensible decisions today. Since the age of 9 I have coped with exercise induced asthma. As a kid I was wrapped in cotton wool by my parents who actively encouraged my non activity. I rebelled as a teenager and ended up doing track and fied running, cross country running, hockey and table tennis.

I progressed to bush walking and caving and enlisted with the Australian Army Reserve so I could earn enough money to buy my wind surfer. My chain smoking parents were horrified.

I “forgot” to tell the Australian Defence Force about my asthma but got caught out when exposed to tear gas. Tear gas is a great asthma trigger!!

I am also stubborn and expect a lot from myself. I worked hard for 2 years to overcome a knee reconstruction and I don’t like to be told I cannot do something.

I wanted to beat this hill but knew I needed to listen to my body. I was doing quite well up the hill and had conquered the hair pin bends but my lungs just would not comply and the cold and moist air along with extreme physical exertion just sent them into broncho spasm. I was all alone (as Tony was a few hundred yards ahead) and the others were at least a similar gap back, and this was not the time or place to collapse…so the inner and more sensible voice eventually won telling me to stop and I got off the bike and walked around 150 yards.

However, I was gutted and bitterly disappointed! I worked hard to get my breathing calmer and more relaxed along with extra ventolin and rode the rest of the climb and met Tony at the top which is 535 m / 1750 feet.

The rest of the days ride was much easier and just rolled along and I treated it as a recovery ride.

At the 11.8m mark we crossed into Cumbria, followed by Outgill (15.3m), Nateby (18.9m) and Kirkby Stephen (19.9). We stopped for some welcome morning tea here.

Other towns and villages included Soulby (22.5m), Burrels (29.2m), Appleby-in-Westmoreland (30.1m), Long Marton (33.7m), Newbiggin (38.2m), Culgaith (40.4m), Langwathby (44.1m), Great Salkeld ( 47.3m) and Lazonby (49.2m).

The day from Kirkby Stephen was damp with rain experienced for the majority of the rest of the days route. We opted to not stop for lunch but just to roll along steadily.

We were glad to arrive at Armathwaite, having ridden 55.1 miles and climbing nearly 1200 metres.

Day 12: Armathwaite to Moffat: Easy Day!

Thursday September 12, 2013, 60 miles (97 km) – Total so far: 624 miles (1,004 km)

Today was a contrast to yesterday morning. Easy!

From our overnight accomodation in Armathwaite we continued alongside the valley, crossing the railway and climbing steeply with our stiff and cold muscles protesting the prematurity of use!

At 7.1m we rode through Wetheral with the road descending out of town and continuing alongside the river.

At 9.0 m we arrived at Warwick Bridge then 9.3m Little Corby, turning left at River Irthing.

In quick succession Newby East (10.0m) and Low Crosby ( 12.2m) we were enjoying our very relaxed and casual riding style today. I think the imminence of the following day being a rest day put us into holiday mode a day early. At times I found the pace too slow and had to exercise some patience.

From about 13.7 miles signage started to signify our impending border crossing into Scotland and we were all genuinely excited by this prospect. EPO Steve had forewarned us that there would be no “welcome to Scotland” sign which I think probably disappointed us as we were keen to be photographed at such a sign.

We travelled along a small section of cinder cycle path which was a narrow tract of dirt between grass. Tony bolted ahead at this point enjoying the rougher ride.

After passing through some woods we arrived at Longtown (21.9m) where we stopped for morning tea at a cafe. All except electric Jane, Rev Peter and Aussie Graham stopped here.

There was also a bike shop in Longtown on the outskirts so our group checked it out and Tony and I stocked up on protein bars, gels and bike cleaning products.

We rode over the River Esk where I could see a couple of fly fisherman wading through the shallow waters.

At the 25.2m mark we crossed the River Sark which denotes the Scottish border. Obligatory photos ensued and I must say the Scottish farmers make it difficult to have a pee here. Fences with barbed wire and plenty of stinging nettle!

Chapel Knowe (28.1m) was next, followed by Eaglesfield (33.7m) and then the wonderfully named Ecclefechan (36.5m), famous as the birth place of poet Robert Carslyle. We were getting peckish again but there was no obviously open and enticing eating place.

We saw Triathlete Phil in the support van just out of the village so stopped and had a bar and banana there before heading off again towards Lockerbie.

The pace picked up at this point with Tony and Alan leading and we dropped Colin and Joyce. The boys were in a no waiting mood at each intersection and I did feel a bit guilty as I knew Colin would be disappointed with us.

The boys then undertook an 8 mile time trial. The pace was fast. Very fast as we zipped along the highway. I did wonder how long this sudden burst was planned for as my recovery ride turned into a non recovery effort. The miles were ticking by very quickly here. Helen said she did not mind if I left her and went up behind the boys.

I told her I would stay knowing that my presence behind Tony would make him go up yet another level due to his competitive nature.

Helen and I were both relieved when the time trial came to an end turning off the highway.

For the last 10 mile the pace was again very cruisey and easy enjoying the Scottish country side that was increasingly aesthetically pleasing.

At 59.9 miles we arrived at our accomodation in Moffat, “Bridge House” which is a delightful B & B owned by an equally lovely lady. Our room was above and beyond expectation with a lovely bay window and four poster bed. Weeks worth of dirty washing was done and dried for £10 within only 2 hours of our arrival.

A few of us went for a wander into Moffat village where we sampled a piece of the renowned Moffat toffee.

Tea was at Claudio’s, a local Italian restaurant. Highly recommended. The waitress there was memorable for her strong Scottish tongue! She also told us what a lovely couple Rev Peter and electric Jane were (they had arrived earlier at a different table). That brought a response from our table she could not have envisaged or even understood.

Cycle path before Longtown

Scottish border at River Sark

Day 13: Moffat to Strathaven: Calm before the storm?

Friday September 13, 2013, 57 miles (92 km) – Total so far: 681 miles (1,096 km)

After our first and only rest day scheduled for our LEJOG Tour de UK, we were ready and keen to roll this morning. The weather had improved overnight and we were blessed with a bit of blue sky and sun. The air was very crisp around 7 degrees.

We undertook an initial 7 mile climb out of Moffat and what a beautiful climb! Unlike the English who like to put the most direct route up a hill and toss in a few hair pins for good measure, this Scottish climb is gentle and goes on and up gently for the 7 mile providing the cyclist with brilliant views of the Tweedsmuir Hills.

We also passed the source of the River Tweed marked with a headstone…where was the water??

At the top of the climb (7.8m) we entered the Scottish Borders region and then gently descended into Tweedsmuir (15.7m). You pass the Crook Inn which is a crappy looking establishment begging you with signage to support them…but they were not open! We later learned they are closed permanently. No wonder.

The ride for the rest of the day was very easy with gentle rolling undulations. The road condition generally was great with smooth bitumen (including salmon coloured). There were a few sections of very rough bitumen that makes you think about have to pee!

We passed through Broughton (24.0m) crossing into South Lanarkshire at the 27.2m mark. Next town as Biggar where we stopped for the obligatory cappuccino and choice delicacy! Triathlete Phil, on Sag wagon duty again, having drawn the short straw again, suggested very nicely that perhaps we could slow down a bit, otherwise we would get to our accomodation too early. No problem at all with such great riding weather.

From Biggar we headed in a more westerly direction, crossing the famed River Clyde at the 33.7m mark. Straight through Thankerton (34.1m) continuing our ride following a winding road across moorland.

Carmichael was reached at 38.8m with a steeper pinch of a hill at 41.5m.

We passed through a sad looking estate at Lesmahagow then through town climbing out of town past the cemetery.

I did laugh at the next couple of villages. They sounded ever so welcoming. Boghead (50.8m) followed shortly by a sign to Deadwaters.

Sandford was our final village before Strathaven (55.1m).

Strathaven is an interesting little town. We went for a walk to check out possible eating for tea. We counted 4 Indian and 2 Chinese restaurants, a couple of pubs and that was about it!

Tweedsmuir Hills

South Lanarkshire farmland

Day 14: Strathaven to Luss: 4 seasons in a day and ” slip, sliding away”!

Saturday September 14, 2013, 55 miles (89 km) – Total so far: 736 miles (1,184 km)

It was with great trepidation that we headed out onto our bikes today. Never before have I taken such interest in meteorology and the forecasts. I did not particularly like what I was hearing or seeing, but I could see some potential promise in the afternoon. Gale winds were forecast of up to 60 to 70 mph.

We were not even sure if Bike Adventures would let us ride, fully understanding and accepting that safety is number one. However it was determined that given much of our day would be on cycle paths negotiating Gladgow some relief from the gale winds would be provided.

So we left Strathaven and were quickly soaked. We followed undulating roads for around 9.0 miles at which time there were two short but very steep declines, the second one looking quite hairy with green on the road and a thickness of loose bitumen. I chose to walk my bike down the worst 10 metres or so, as I was nervous.

From there we continued heading towards Hamilton until we hit the cycle path alongside the River Clyde which we followed right through Glasgow.

It was on this path that we crossed a small wooden bridge and my bike just slid away from underneath me, dumping me unceremoniously shoulder first onto the ground. Pain in my right shoulder and a few other spots. After pulling myself together we proceeded only to have Alan incur puncture number two on his front tyre.

During that quite lengthy stoppage I started shivering with cold and Tony and Helen made the decision to get me moving again to warm up with body heat generated by physical activity.

We met Royal John (replacing EPO Steve who was heading off to the USA for a ride)along the way who stood in the middle of the path, pouring rain, like some secret serviceman. Where he had come from we were not sure! I ahve named him Royal John as he worked on the Queens Flight for many years.

We also had Graham with us for the first time. He normally rode with Rev Peter but Electric Jane put that one to bed for the day. Graham does not like any stop in the rain unless he needs to pee.

Glasgow has some interesting looking buildings but we could not be bothered stopping in the rain for photographs. There were an extraordinary number of joggers out and about in the rain as well as the Liberal Democrat conference. We passed a huge number of police as we passed the front entrance to where the conference was being held.

We were following the Loch Lomond bike path for ever and found it easier to look for those signs rather than read our clues in the wet.

Working our way out of Glasgow we followed the canal which was nice. We did not stop for lunch but instead paused briefly along the canal and shared a fruit cake broken up roughly that I had purchased in Strathaven.

At Bowling Basin we found some loos so stopped to admire the water in all its white cap glory.

We ended up in Dumbarton at 37.9 miles, Renton 41.0 miles, Alexandria 42.1 miles and Balloch 43.9 where we reached the shores of the beautiful Loch Lomond.

We rode around the western aspects of Loch Lomond reaching our accomodation at 54.6 miles, which was fantastic as it was on the banks of the Loch with great views of the Trossachs and Ben Lomond.

It even had a spa bath to soak my new batch of bruises I am collecting.

Loch Lomond

Loch Lomond

Day 15: Luss to Bridge of Awe: Mizzle, drizzle, rain, wind, gales, sunshine!

Sunday September 15, 2013, 53 miles (85 km) – Total so far: 789 miles (1,270 km)

The weather was again not ideal but the mizzle, drizzle, rain, wind, gale like gusts, sunshine was very cyclic…about every 5 minutes or so.

I could have spent more time at Loch Lomond. Our view over the Loch was very serene and peaceful, but northward we must move to reach our ultimate goal.

From our accomodation we continued to cycle alongside Loch Lomond, in clear view of Ben Lomond and The Trossachs.

Arriving at Tarbet (6.4m), the road leaves Loch Lomond and continues through open woods.

We arrived at Arrochar (8.0m), at the head of Loch Long. The road leaves Loch Long and climbs a wooded valley for over 7 miles. We were very pleased to arrive at the top with the aptly names “Rest and be thankful pass”. I was very thankful despite the 4.7 degrees Celsius temperature.

Due to the cold we were not keen to remain at the top of the pass for long so continued riding now with a long descent down to the shores of Loch Fynne. On the descent we were stopped by road works for about 5 minutes and we quickly got cold again. I squatted behind a car to reduce the gusty cold headwind. We rode past Loch Fyne Oyster Bar and I could smell them. I so like oysters!

At 30.3 miles we arrived in Inverary, having just passed Inverary Castle on our right, a multi turreted mock Gothic Palace which is the family home of the powerful Campbell Clan who have been the Dukes of Argyll since 1701. There is a sign out promoting a coffee shop but thought they may not appreciate 6 Lycra clad middle aged, wet and dirty cyclists in their cafe.

So we lobbed up at another cafe just half a mile on, greeted by a lone bag pipe player. Think he was there for the hoards of tourist buses seemingly full of ” old people” . Note to myself: they look very bored, do your own thing!

Leaving Inverary having consumed a bowl of soup and large cappuccino, I immediately regretted that level of liquid consumption as I was far too full for the immediate 7 mile climb. The Scots seem to like 7 mile climbs as this was our third in only a couple of days.

After reaching the top of the climb (37.9 miles), the road descends and continues undulating in woods along the shore of Loch Awe.

Loch Awe is one of the longest freshwater lochs in Scotland, stretching 25 miles across a glen in the south west highlands.

We also past the abandoned Kilchirn Castle, dwarfed by Ben Cruachan.

We arrived at our accomodation at Brander Lodge Hotel at the 52.9 mile mark, having just passed the Cruachan Power Station.

Just down the road is the Pass of Brander where Robert the Bruce fought the Clan MacDougal in 1308. Our route goes past there first thing in the morning on the way to Fort William.

Tony has just checked his Garmin and the temperature range today was between 4 and 10 No wonder we were cold at times. The average was 6 degrees!

View from Rest and be thankful pass

Inverary

Day 16: Bridge of Awe to Fort William: Mama Mia, here we go again..

Monday September 16, 2013, 50 miles (80 km) – Total so far: 839 miles (1,350 km)

I was never, ever an Abba fan so why on earth did that silly song get stuck in my head as we left Bridge of Awe? Kind of annoying! Tried swapping it with Tom Cochrane’s “Life is a highway”, as that seemed more appropriate on the A road today.

Today was cruisy! Easy 50 miles in much improved weather conditions. It did drizzle a little but I did not get wet. I upgraded my knicks to my 8 degree and under long Assos pants to ensure warmth.

From Bridge of Awe we rode through Taynuilt (2.9 miles) with the road gently undulating to Connel (9.7 miles). There was a fairly strong headwind at this point and I took my turn at the lead for a mile or so. I am not strong in the wind. It frustrated me.

We then crossed over the large iron bridge that passes over the estuary and we really got blown about by side gusts. I was thankful that it was one way traffic only.

We then rode through Benderloch (12.8 miles), past the Scottish Sea Life centre and then crossed over onto the cycle path. Great path. We stopped to admire and photograph the deserted island castle Streaker. I understand that many do not get to see this castle due to weather conditions but we had a clear and unimpeded view today.

We had arranged with new boss Royal John to stop at the nearby cafe overlooking this castle but our route instructions seemed to include a ” steep hill” which we somehow avoided by continuing on the flat bike path. We made the decision not to go climbing any hills in search of this elusive cafe and to proceed to the next town.

A highlight of the morning cycle path was the section that goes through a heavily wooded forest. We saw two red squirrels which were very pretty little creatures, but much shyer than the grey squirrels in Hyde Park, so no photos today.

We rode through Duror at 31.0 miles hoping to find a cafe but alas there were none. Royal John found us here deep in conversation and we told him we could head to Kentallen for lunch. He kindly drove ahead to ensure the local food venue there was open, which it was.

We had a great lunch on the shore of Loch Linnhe. Fantastic views.

We took it even easier in the afternoon so that we would not arrive too early into Fort William. We enjoyed the loch views. We also passed over a bridge crossing that provided spectacular views of Glencoe which is renowned for its beauty and savage history when the Campbell Clan killed 38 of the MacDonald clan in 1692.

North Ballachulish is reached at 37.6 miles and Onich at 39.3 miles, both hugging the shores of Loch Linnhe.

Fort William signalled the end of riding for the day (50.1 miles). Brilliant mountainous setting, Fort William must be the capital of bush walking stores! Certainly there were lots of walkers with backpacks around as Fort William marks one end of the Great Glen.

Streaker Castle

View from the bike track

Day 17: Fort William to Drumnadrochit: The land of rainbows

Tuesday September 17, 2013, 52 miles (84 km) – Total so far: 891 miles (1,434 km)

The Great Glen forms a scenic route from Inverness on the Scottish East Coast to Fort William on the west. The glacial Rift Valley was created when the landmass split and moved 400 million years ago. A series of four lochs including the famous Loch Ness, Loch Lochy, Loch Linnhe and Loch Oiche. They are interlinked by the Caledonian Canal, built by Thomas Telford, and has been used as a shipping channel since 1822.

Today we saw about four separate rainbows. I guess that is one advantage of drizzle followed by sunshine. Certainly we enjoyed seeing them.

Upon leaving Fort William this morning we were fortunate to be stopped at the Caledonian Canal’s Neptune Staircase to witness that lock working. There are eight locks here and the lock worker told me that it would take them one hour and twenty minutes to get the fishing boat through all 8 locks, rising the water level a total of 21 metres. We were all genuinely fascinated by this engineering feat.

We then headed towards Gairlochy with the road undulating through the valley providing glimpses of Ben Nevis back over Fort William. More rainbows.

We stopped at the top of a climb at around the 10 mile mark as Alan sustained his fourth puncture on his front tyre. Bad luck but this time the tyre was replaced as well. It provided me with a good opportunity to rest my lungs which were suffering in the cold and damp air after the previous climb.

We stopped to look at the Commando Memorial (11.8 mile) on the site of a World War II commando training camp site.

At the 23.8 mile mark we again crossed the Caledonian Canal and passed though Invergarry (26.0 mile).

At the 28.7 mile mark we turned off the road immediately before the bridge over the Caledonian Canal to follow the canal tow path. The first section was quite muddy after recent rain and a bit rough. The path then improved as we progressed towards Fort Augustus.

At one point in this path we rested and located what appeared to be a small snake. Apparently it is a slo worm, a legless lizard.

Lunch was in Fort Augustus ( 33.5 miles). The Caledonian Canal runs through town into Loch Ness. Fort Augustus is a tourist mecca with heaps of tourist buses and camera clicking Asians. You could purchase a very small jar of supposed Loch Ness water for a mere £7. What a rip off!!

After lunch we continued with our cruisy pace hitting Invermoriston(39.9 miles). The road was increasingly undulating this afternoon.

We arrived at Urquhart Castle (50.7 miles) which looked nothing like the photos that I had seen, which disappointed me. I guess they were taken from the water aspect. We viewed the castle from the car park as they wanted £8 to enter the ruins.

We then descended into Lewiston (52.0 miles) and Drumnadrochit. After a little bit of navigational confusion we arrived at our accomodation to be greeted by the home owner Alistair, with homemade chocolate cake. This was very greatly appreciated by all and the cake did not go to waste.

Loch Lochy

Fort Augustus

Day 18: Drumnadrochit to Bonar Bridge: It is a long way to the top…

Wednesday September 18, 2013, 51 miles (82 km) – Total so far: 942 miles (1,516 km)

I cannot believe that we are getting so close to John O Groats. Part of me is excited, but another part sad, as I have enjoyed the last three weeks so much, with a great bunch of people, lots of laughs, supported by a great Bike Adventures crew.

Nevertheless, the show must go on. Today I made the decision to leave Drumnadrochit before the rest of the gang, with just Tony in tow. My reason was because of my increasing concerns regarding my lungs and exercise induced asthma. The last few days the air has been cold and I have found that my lungs are going into tightness much more quickly.

This, combined with the fact that there was a significantly steep hill (regarded as the third hardest climb of the tour) to climb out of Drumnadrochit requiring a lot of physical exertion, in the colder part of the day, led to my solo decision. I do not like to have lots of people around me when my asthma plays up.

I ensured, as always that I had both my daily preventive and also the required doses of ventolin. Alan lent me a neck scarf to try and wear over my mouth to warm up the air I was breathing.

So I just grinded away, slowly as I could, concentrating on my breathing, keeping it as regular as I could. I found the neck scarf a little suffocating on climbing but very useful on the flatter sections. I got up the climb without issue which was the important thing! There was heaps of oil on the road making it a little slippery in a few spots.

Tony and I decided to head to Beuly to wait for the rest of the gang as it was damn cold in the drizzling rain. As the road descended it continued through open rolling hills. After we crossed River Beauly, we found a nice little cafe in town (14.8 miles) that was willing to have 2 dripping wet clients even providing paper towel to dry ourselves with. There is a nice old priory in the town, the ruins of which are worth a quick look.

With our group reformed, we continued towards Dingwall, passing through the Muir of Ord (17.3 miles), Conon bridge (20.7 miles, stopping for some coffee and goodies at a cafe in Dingwall (23.2 miles).

Upon leaving Colin discovered he had a puncture on his rear tyre so we rested longer, this time freezing our butts off.

Back on the road we climbed out of the town which continued alongside of the hill. We rode through Evanton (29.9 miles) again climbing across open fields, then descending steeply into the valley. Around this time we met another cyclist from Perth, Western Australia who was riding LEJOG on his own.

After crossing the river, the road climbed yet again steeply through the woods. Ardross is at the 36.0 mile mark and is signified by nothing at all except a sign. Nothing worth stopping for, and Colin’s pit stop would need to wait until we climbed through forest and across open moorland.

A very nice, very fast Ferrari screamed past us at this point, and boy was he moving. John caught up to us with the van asking if we had seen Rodney, Ian and Graham as they had escaped and were missing in action, somewhere!

At the 45.2 mile mark there is a viewpoint over Dornach Firth. Great views. We were enjoying our break until a tourist bus full of bored looking older folks rolled up. Not one of these tourists could crack a smile confirming the need for me to continue acting my mental age rather than that denoted on my birth certificate.

From the viewpoint the road descends steeply and follows Dornoch Firth, entering Kyle of Sutherland.

At 50.1 miles Ardgay is entered and we proceeded directly to Bonar Bridge with its modern looking bridge. Bonar Bridge is a village on the north bank of the Kyle of Sutherland.

Our accomodation was not quite ready so we enjoyed a light meal at a cafe with Rodney, Ian and Graham who had been rediscovered. They had chosen not to stop for any fuel breaks during the day and were making up for it now.

Dornoch Firth view

Day 19: Bonar Bridge to Tongue: Stairway to heaven!

Thursday September 19, 2013, 49 miles (79 km) – Total so far: 991 miles (1,595 km)

Today I rode through heaven’s gardens. The ride was quite simply the most beautiful and scenic ride that I have ever done. It was an easy ride providing ample opportunity to bask in natures glory at its best.

We left Bonar Bridge with some blue sky! Rain jackets were unnecessary but some chose to wear them until fully warmed up. We followed the river out of town heading towards Lairg. At the 5.0 mile mark we crossed the river and climbed gently along the wooded valley.

We turned into Falls of Shin which are worth stopping to view. Salmon are frequently spotted jumping but not during our brief visit.

We continued along the valley by the river and turned towards Lairg (10.2 miles). Through Lairg (11.2 miles) continuing alongside the loch.

At this point the road north became a single lane track crossing flat open moorland with button like grasses and flowering heather like plants. The road then climbs up through a forestry plantation reaching Crask Inn (24.0 miles).

Royal John had recommended we all stop here as it was the last point of possible nourishment purchase for the day and he regards the place as an “institution”.

I was the first to enter the building and I did wonder if perhaps they were not open today as all the lights were turned off. I called out and no response. I had inadvertently let a dog in when I entered, and after some time a lady wandered out wanting to know how many of us were turning up and what we were after. ” Whatever you have to offer will be gratefully purchased” I told her.

Well out came a plunger of coffee and simply the best cake I have ever eaten with apple and black currant in it. We stayed for the good part of an hour also meeting a couple of other ‘end to enders’ and 3 Flemish guys on motor bikes doing the Tour of Scotland.

Only a few mile down the road from Crask we were riding through a magnificent valley when we heard a noise which made no sense. Before we really comprehended what was happening we were buzzed, at extraordinary low altitude by what we assume was a British Airforce fighter plane on a very low altitude mission. The noise as it flew over was incredible, as was the sight of its monster rear jets and how it veered through the valley like something out of Star Wars. Wow!!

Altmaharra ( 31.8 miles) looked pretty dead after that entertainment.

We continued through undulating forest and open moorland, crossing over the river and following the shores of Loch Loyal.

We arrived at Tongue after a steep descent in misty rain which soon cleared. Tongue is located on a shallow sea loch, with great views of Ben Hope and Ben Loyal.

Tony and I then walked up to Castle Varrich offering wonderful panoramic views of the inlet out to the heads into the Atlantic Ocean. The castle is an old square tower on a hill on the east side of the Kyle, believed to be the residence of Karl Hundason, who made an effort to conquer Scotland on the death of Malcolm II. The walls are around 1.4 metres thick.

Tomorrow will be bitter sweet. Our goal will be reached marking the end of a wonderful journey and holiday with a great bunch of people. Mixed emotions!!

Near Crask Inn

Ben Hope, near Tongue

Day 20:Tongue to John O Groats: Bitter Sweet

Friday September 20, 2013, 72 miles (116 km) – Total so far: 1,063 miles (1,711 km)

The last day! Three weeks ago this day seemed so far away with a mountain of work in between the start at Lands End and the finale at John O’Groats.

With a heavier heart we set off from beautiful Tongue. The Kyle of Tongue was very inviting at the top of the climb out of the village. It was high tide and the shallow Inlet looked serene.

We had climbed Varrich castle hill the previous night after our bike riding for the day had ended and there it stood perched on the edge of the cliff as it has for centuries.

At 2.9 miles we reached Coldbackie and rode through. The road was undulating across open moorland. There was a climb up to Bettyhill (13.0 miles). Some of our group rested on the hill up but I do not like to stop on hills. I find it too hard to get going again so rode on and found some public toilets at the top. I managed to get in and out before the bus of disengaged German tourists lined up.

The route continued up and down arriving at Strathie (22.5 miles) and Mevlich ( 25.7 miles). More hills and more hills and a few more.

Our final county was entered at 29.4 miles, Caithness. Reay is at 32.0 miles and we also went past the Dounreay Nucleur Power Station – with 5 nucleur reactors, it is currently being decomissioned, but that wont finish until 2036, and it will be a brownfield site by 2336. Makes you wonder about the dangers.

We reached the most northerly town on the British mainland Thurso, and old Norse port at 43.5 miles. There are great views towards the Orkney Islands. This is where we were taking a break to allow the riders to consolidate as we wanted to all finish together. It was a tough morning ride as it was quite lumpy.

Nice little bakery in the mall area. As we left, there was a lone bagpiper playing and again I felt melancholy. It was like a lament! I tossed one pound into his hat and was surprised that he could say “Thankyou” and keep the bagpipe noise continuous.

The pace really slowed down this afternoon and we were all a lot quieter and I was quite reflective. For a period I thought about my parents wondering if they would be proud of me. But I had to squash those thoughts as quickly as I could. My parents have never been proud of me despite my best efforts. I was constantly criticised for literally everything. After I separated from my ex husband they told me they were ashamed of me! Yet I had done nothing wrong and physically and mentally was quite unwell. They could not provide their daughter with any love or compassion in her darkest days. To this day nothing has changed and they still have not acknowledged the man I met some 4 months later, that I married in Jan 2011, and who loves me unconditionally. Without him I would have been incapable of LEJOG. That hurts too.

So too much sentimentality can ruin a damn fine ride but it does hurt when I let my mind wander too far!

We hit Castletown at 48.8 miles and Dunnetnat 52.0 miles. Easy riding, cool down mode.

Our final climb was to Dunnet Head (56.7 miles) which is mainland Britain’s most northerly point offering more views of the Orkney Islands. Well worth the detour. There are the remnants of fortifications constructed during World War II to protect the naval base as Scapa Flow (Orkneys).

Tony, Helen, Alan and myself waited for Rodney and Ian to arrive so that we could ride with them. I think they were pleased. I tried to gee Ian up a bit as he told me he legs were very tired. Helen left our group and shot off to try and catch up with the others who had not waited at Dunnet Head.

At 64.5 miles we went through Mey passing the front gates to The Prince of Wales owned Castle of Mey, previously owned by the Queen Mother. If not riding with a group I would like to have paid a visit.

Knowing that Tony and I being the stronger two riders could march ahead and probably catch those who had not waited I decided there was more to be gained by supporting others. I was so pleased to see that Colin and Joyce waited on the John O Groats outskirts with Helen and Jane, with Peter waiting on the roadside a little further up the road and then finally Graham at the pub!!

Peter, at 80 years, having raised over £10,000 for his charities, led us in to be greeted by Phil and John with champagne and the obligatory photos.

I am proud of me! At 51 I rode around 1050 miles, climbed over 18,200 metres and sat on my saddle for just over 85 hours. I climbed hills I never thought I could. I met a wonderful bunch of like minded people including an amazing 80 year old retired Minister Peter Langford ( a member of our team to complete LEJOG) who made me think a lot and made me realise that I can do whatever I set my mind to.

In the words of the Monty Python stage show Spamelot that we watched in London a few nights before our epic journey started ” find your grail” ! This was my grail and it is the start of a new passion to do similar rides.

Bring on France 2015: Dover to the Med!!

Kyle of Tongue

Dunnet Head with the Orkney’s in the background

John O’Groats

Post Mortem – what would I do differently? What did I take?: Pack lightly!!

Saturday September 21, 2013

Firstly, we took far to much “stuff” away with us. We were away for five weeks in total, and had a week before the ride started in London and Penzance, and then 5 days at the end in Edinburgh. We provided for summer, autumn, winter and spring…and did not wear most of those clothes – so I reckon there is 3/4 of a suitcase we could cut down on.

Secondly, we did not read that part of the instructions from Bike Adventures about their weight limits – hence we felt guilty all the time, bringing 23 kg suitcases each, plus all the bike gear contained within our bike boxes.

Focusing specifically on the bike gear I will detail what I took, and what I reckon I would change next time.

Buy the best quality bike clothes you can afford – in my case, I wear Assos. Reason being, I am a fairly tall female (178cm). I have found that a bib and brace works best for me as knicks and separate top result in separation in my midriff area, making my lower back colder. I have had a history of back issues, and a bib and brace ensures that there is something there to keep my back muscles warm.

To cater for all the varying weather this is a list of my gear:

Gloves: 1 x Assos fingerless gloves 1 x Assos early winter gloves 1 x thick neoprene winter gloves – unknown brand.

Knicks: 2 x Assos bib and brace short knicks 1 x Assos bib and brace early winter long knicks 1 x Assos bib and brace winter long knicks

Tops: 2 x Assos short tops

Jackets: 2 x Assos long sleeve jackets

Rain: 1 x Assos (male) rain jacket

Socks: 1 x Compress Sport winter cycling socks 2 x Assos early winter socks 4 x light weight summer socks (Not required or used!)

Thermal: 2 x Khatmandu long sleeved thermal tops (One would have sufficed)

Hat: 1 x Assos skull cap

Chamois cream: Assos! we also had an Australian brand of Paw Paw cream and Sudoku cream with us, for other various “irritations”.

We carried a variety of spare parts and tools – most importantly were tubes, although we were lucky enough not to suffer any punctures. On that point, Tony swapped our tyres over from normal road slicks to 700 x 25 touring tyre – with tread and grip, and extra depth it provided extra shock absorption on some of the roads, particularly in Scotland.

We also traversed some gravel paths, and I think the tyres assisted. I still have these tyres on my bike some three months later, and quite like them.

I had an Assos light weight back pack – stuffs down to nothing, and I could put my jacket in it.

Tony had an Ortlieb bag on the front of his bike – it was intended for mine, but given the external brake cabling setup would have been impinged, we popped it onto his bike – and go to carry all of our daily requirements.

Food wise – we travelled from Australia with about 30 of our favourite protein bars (Jemsportz) and our favourite liquid gel (Gu). We needed to replenish stock whilst away, and did not like any of the flavours and tastes as much as what we were used to.

We tried to acquire at least one banana per day at breakfast, if not two – and these were out first snacks each day.

There were plenty of options for eating on the way up – our tour organisers were well prepared with what place was good to stop at. We ate a lot of bakery items that we dont eat back home now – not riding enough!!